Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 87819]

They forgot to add Haaland

Like I just said, they have moved on, it’s time some here do too

 

[freshie]

This isn’t about Haaland. They have moved on. It’s about Rudiger and Tchouameni as you can see in the headlines and pictures. Post it in the Tchouameni thread so we can laugh about it there, not here

That was my point. Haaland isn’t in the picture. Says it all really

 

[Dave El Magico]

Don’t think he’ll make any decision until he sees where Solskjaer ends up

Why? Does he fancy going to Burnley now?

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Txiki fucked it again SMDH :/

i guess he, like me, thought pre contracts were illegal before 6 months remaining on a contract

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Txiki fucked it again SMDH :/

i guess he, like me, thought pre contracts were illegal before 6 months remaining on a contract

Lol seriously… if you go down the rabbit hole of Real Madrid and Barcelona fans on Twitter and Youtube, you will find the most surreal theories and them biting every lunatic that feeds them anything. The whole subplot of “vinculantismo” has had me cracking up for months

 

[14aguero]

Has anybody else constantly got the German Haaland song in their head on repeat? I feel like it's sending me round the bend.

Apparently, this is the original song, which is so beautifully camp.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Txiki fucked it again SMDH :/

i guess he, like me, thought pre contracts were illegal before 6 months remaining on a contract

 

[Cellarite]

Friday 22nd April

01:01 log number 2

Much excitement earlier today when word spread around the Aerodrome that there was to be a major announcement. I was up early fortunately and after a breakfast of bacon sarnies (with red sauce) knocked up on my camper grill, a banana sliced up into an Aldi version of Müller light yoghurt and a large mug of coffee, I made my way stealthily towards the control tower.

I was within 25 yards of it when an official looking suit came out and proceeded to launch a volley of insults and profanities in my direction. The way he spoke to me was unacceptable and quite without compunction.

He asked how I didn’t get fed up camping out at the Aerodrome every summer as soon as Tolmie posts a link to Would I Lie to You? by power ‘90’s pop combo, Charles and Eddie.

I told him about the “It’s Quiet” threads. He asked how such a thread can keep so many people entertained. I explained that “Everybody’s got their history. On every page a mystery.” I’m not sure he was following.

Anyhow, it turns out that the big announcement was that Erik Tent Peg had agreed to manage that lot come the summer. Quite ironic given the incident with the alsations and the west wing of the tent a few days ago.

The only plane that landed was a private jet - number J-12738 - as we all know, it belongs to the co-owner of Polska Sklep Superstore on Liverpool Road so unless there was a diversion to the Rhine/Ruhr region en route from Szczecin to Barton, young Erling hasn’t arrived today.

I settled in with two six packs of Red Stripe lager and ordered a lamb jalfrezi, half rice, half chips, keema naan and a pair of onion bhajis through Über Eats.

Tomorrow is another day. Nighty night campers.

 

[el wey]

Like I just said, they have moved on, it’s time some here do too

Yeah I was being ironic lol

 

[TheThirdDeano]

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Haha! I want to clarify that is supposed to be tongue in cheek