Erling Haaland

[This CITY is OURS 14]

For Christ’s sake look at that source…

Haha true, i didnt look to be fair, who even is that?

 

[oakiecokie]

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Surely a picture of an anus would be more appropriate.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Surely a picture of an anus would be more appropriate.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Friday 22nd April

01:01 log number 2

Much excitement earlier today when word spread around the Aerodrome that there was to be a major announcement. I was up early fortunately and after a breakfast of bacon sarnies (with red sauce) knocked up on my camper grill, a banana sliced up into an Aldi version of Müller light yoghurt and a large mug of coffee, I made my way stealthily towards the control tower.

I was within 25 yards of it when an official looking suit came out and proceeded to launch a volley of insults and profanities in my direction. The way he spoke to me was unacceptable and quite without compunction.

He asked how I didn’t get fed up camping out at the Aerodrome every summer as soon as Tolmie posts a link to Would I Lie to You? by power ‘90’s pop combo, Charles and Eddie.

I told him about the “It’s Quiet” threads. He asked how such a thread can keep so many people entertained. I explained that “Everybody’s got their history. On every page a mystery.” I’m not sure he was following.

Anyhow, it turns out that the big announcement was that Erik Tent Peg had agreed to manage that lot come the summer. Quite ironic given the incident with the alsations and the west wing of the tent a few days ago.

The only plane that landed was a private jet - number J-12738 - as we all know, it belongs to the co-owner of Polska Sklep Superstore on Liverpool Road so unless there was a diversion to the Rhine/Ruhr region en route from Szczecin to Barton, young Erling hasn’t arrived today.

I settled in with two six packs of Red Stripe lager and ordered a lamb jalfrezi, half rice, half chips, keema naan and a pair of onion bhajis through Über Eats.

Tomorrow is another day. Nighty night campers.

I'm on my way to Dino Falls golf at the Trafford driving range with the lad. When we're on the first tee I'll give you a wave

 

[Vialli98]

Is that Rudiger? @Vialli98 you heard anything?

If Chelsea can get the ownership stuff sorted in the next month or so, I think he's staying. If there's a delay in the process, he might not want to wait and let the opportunity to land at Real Madrid pass.

Chelsea journos have always insisted that he wants to stay but that it comes down to timing.

 

[willipp]

If Chelsea can get the ownership stuff sorted in the next month or so, I think he's staying. If there's a delay in the process, he might not want to wait and let the opportunity to land at Real Madrid pass.

Chelsea journos have always insisted that he wants to stay but that it comes down to timing.

Surely if he was staying it would be sorted by now, you just dont let it get to this point as a club, or he has no intention of stayng. He'll be a huge loss for Chelsea.

 

[Tarzan41]

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Dick pics on Blue Moon. Whatever next

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

 

[waspish]

If Chelsea can get the ownership stuff sorted in the next month or so, I think he's staying. If there's a delay in the process, he might not want to wait and let the opportunity to land at Real Madrid pass.

Chelsea journos have always insisted that he wants to stay but that it comes down to timing.

Thought an offer from Madrid is something no player turns down?

 

[Vialli98]

Surely if he was staying it would be sorted by now, you just dont let it get to this point as a club, or he has no intention of stayng. He'll be a huge loss for Chelsea.

Chelsea can't offer him anything because of the sanctions. Now, reportedly each remaining bidder has made extending his contract a top priority, but in this weird in between period where we effectively have no owners, he can't be offered a new contract. He wants to stay, but his agent is doing what he's supposed to do and that's to court attention and get him as many offers as possible. It's why I say if we lose him it's because the timing didn't align for us.

Currently the timeline for the ownership situation is mid-May at the latest. If we have new owners by then, there's a good chance he stays. If there is a further delay in the process, I can imagine he might not want to chance it and lose the offer from Real Madrid.

Sticky situation with these sanctions.