Erling Haaland

[yeah whatever !!]

He is not- he's not really here
He is not- he's not really here
Just like his dad- Alfie, he wears the City Blue
He's not really here.

 

[jimharri]

Hello Mr Noakes

Valerie, if you don't mind.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

To Balo…..
Ohhh Erling Haaland
He’s a Viking
Our number nine
When Kev whips in a cross, He’ll be scoring all the time
We gave his dad a billion just to fuckin sign
Ohhhhh Erling Haaland

Erling Erling Haaland
So before
you break away and you score
Erling Haaland
i think we should pay you some more

 

[manimanc]

This transfer was just meant to be. Can't describe how emotional I am right now.

You are Phil Foden and I claim my £5.

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Any news yet that this might destabilise the club going into two important away games and may hand the advantage to Liverpool.......??

I’m sure Martin Tyler thinks so.

 

[Gogootz]

Velkommen Big Earl

 

[kye1991]

 

[jrb]

Klopp shouldn't have signed a new contract.

He should have left on a winning note, the Carabao Cup.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The more exciting news on 5live was the Dark Side had " fought off" other Prem .teams for a 16 year old keeper costing a six figure sum. Hope the kid has a good career, he's certainly going to get the practice.

Let me guess - Worlds best 16yo keeper ?

 

[P-Nic85]

Absolutely buzzing for this transfer

Would also like to give a special shout-out to Daniel Levy for trying to be a clever dick last summer, he did us a solid to be fair