Erling Haaland

[malg]

Any news yet that this might destabilise the club going into two important away games and may hand the advantage to Liverpool.......??

 

[roman totale]

FFS Haaland!!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

But can he do it on a rainy night in Stoke :)

Or even York away ;)

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

To Balo…..
Ohhh Erling Haaland
He’s a Viking
Our number nine
When Kev whips in a cross, He’ll be scoring all the time
We gave his dad a billion just to fuckin sign
Ohhhhh Erling Haaland

 

[jimharri]

Just hope everyone remembers this excitement and 3361 pages if he takes a while to settle in and people are saying he needs selling like has happened with Jack

There's some on here who just haven't (and probably won't at this stage, given their stance) warm to Jack. Which is their choice. I find it somewhat disappointing, but hey ho. What can you do? I have confidence that, like Rodri and Cancelo, he'll come good in his second season.

 

[eastmanc]

Is anyone else concerned that the state of the Manchester Airport will put him off? It is the worst in the world after all.

Any chance that he could be ferried in?

He’s been there before he won’t give a flying fuck.

 

[Mayor West]

Wonder what odds you'd get on him becoming the all time leading PL goalscorer

 

[eastmanc]

To Balo…..
Ohhh Erling Haaland
He’s a Viking
Our number nine
When Kev whips in a cross, He’ll be scoring all the time
We gave his dad a billion just to fuckin sign
Ohhhhh Erling Haaland

Get your coat. That is fucking awful.

 

[el wey]

Blasting Der Haaland song on the fucking speakers until tomorrow morning

 

[Protein Junkie]

We just use double sided tape, an old washing up bottle, one of those egg carton trays, a vice grip and a lump hammer. Never fails.

Hello Mr Noakes

 

[yeah whatever !!]

He is not- he's not really here
He is not- he's not really here
Just like his dad- Alfie, he wears the City Blue
He's not really here.

 

[jimharri]

Hello Mr Noakes

Valerie, if you don't mind.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

To Balo…..
Ohhh Erling Haaland
He’s a Viking
Our number nine
When Kev whips in a cross, He’ll be scoring all the time
We gave his dad a billion just to fuckin sign
Ohhhhh Erling Haaland

Erling Erling Haaland
So before
you break away and you score
Erling Haaland
i think we should pay you some more

 

[manimanc]

This transfer was just meant to be. Can't describe how emotional I am right now.

You are Phil Foden and I claim my £5.

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Any news yet that this might destabilise the club going into two important away games and may hand the advantage to Liverpool.......??

I’m sure Martin Tyler thinks so.

 

[Gogootz]

Velkommen Big Earl

 

[kye1991]

 

[jrb]

Klopp shouldn't have signed a new contract.

He should have left on a winning note, the Carabao Cup.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The more exciting news on 5live was the Dark Side had " fought off" other Prem .teams for a 16 year old keeper costing a six figure sum. Hope the kid has a good career, he's certainly going to get the practice.

Let me guess - Worlds best 16yo keeper ?

 

[P-Nic85]

Absolutely buzzing for this transfer

Would also like to give a special shout-out to Daniel Levy for trying to be a clever dick last summer, he did us a solid to be fair