Erling Haaland

[Carlos- the- jackal]

So how are rags going to respond?
Signing a plate of boiled rice for £100m?

They’ll win the song singing contest with a ditty on The Roses Ten Story Love Song with a slant on Erik Ten Bobs monicker, thats all cunts can win these days!

 

[mrsprkl]

Hows about a "Welcome to Manchester" Tevez style banner with that pose on it :D

 

[york away to this!]

City wanted six.

It should've been ten...

 

[P-Nic85]

So how are rags going to respond?
Signing a plate of boiled rice for £100m?

Wouldn’t be shocked to see them spunk 150 milly on Kane

 

[pudge]

It'll be a very short, glitchy video in which you see half of Haaland's face then really horrible looking purple writing saying he's signed all whilst a thumping, terrible bass line plays.

It is... Inevitable.

 

[ProofMCFC]

Next time someone says “I didn’t know City had any fans”, I’m gonna say “There’s at least two, woman — me and our fucking striker.”

And the other young world class kid

 

[bluetonium]

Can see the Yaya Kolo chat coming back for this. Erling and Alfie.

 

[mrsprkl]

It'll be a very short, glitchy video in which you see half of Haaland's face then really horrible looking purple writing saying he's signed all whilst a thumping, terrible bass line plays.

It is... Inevitable.

Nah it will be quality stephen spilberg stuff like the Grealish reveal

 

[Barcon]

Apollo 12?

I was thinking airport letters but couldn’t figure it out

 

[mrsprkl]

Wouldn’t be shocked to see them spunk 150 milly on Kane

Now its utds turn to do the dance with the cockney clowns