Erling Haaland

[MCFC1993]

Fair play to us, £55m release clause and we get him for nearly 4x that.

He'll be the first ever £500m player when the media are done with it.

 

[mrsprkl]

Gotta get that into a crowd chant somehow when Haaland plays for city

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Growing up in Colombia he’d idolised Phil Babb

 

[mrbelfry]

That’s interesting. Have you ever seen Gail Platts tits?

Doesn't sound like he's seen any

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is there going to be an official unveiling?

No, we never do them for EDS signings.

 

[mrsprkl]

£750k they got Diaz for. And he swam most of the way to get to Britain, walked up to the M5 and hitch hiked the rest of the way to Anfield.

He was already wearing a full Liverpool training kit and told a passer by that he’d always dreamt of playing for the club.

Damn my conversion rates are awful

 

[mrbelfry]

A penny for 'Arry Kane's thoughts tonight. What a great bit of business by us.

A penny is probably more than they are worth

 

[mrsprkl]

No, we never do them for EDS signings.

Cfg you mean

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

City wanted six.

5+1 maybe

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Fair play to us, £55m release clause and we get him for nearly 4x that.

He'll be the first ever £500m player when the media are done with it.

Especially if he starts on the bench….