Erling Haaland

[MCFC1993]

Fair play to us, £55m release clause and we get him for nearly 4x that.

He'll be the first ever £500m player when the media are done with it.

 

[mrsprkl]

Gotta get that into a crowd chant somehow when Haaland plays for city

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Growing up in Colombia he’d idolised Phil Babb

 

[mrbelfry]

That’s interesting. Have you ever seen Gail Platts tits?

Doesn't sound like he's seen any

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is there going to be an official unveiling?

No, we never do them for EDS signings.

 

[mrsprkl]

£750k they got Diaz for. And he swam most of the way to get to Britain, walked up to the M5 and hitch hiked the rest of the way to Anfield.

He was already wearing a full Liverpool training kit and told a passer by that he’d always dreamt of playing for the club.

Damn my conversion rates are awful

 

[mrbelfry]

A penny for 'Arry Kane's thoughts tonight. What a great bit of business by us.

A penny is probably more than they are worth

 

[mrsprkl]

No, we never do them for EDS signings.

Cfg you mean

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

City wanted six.

5+1 maybe

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Fair play to us, £55m release clause and we get him for nearly 4x that.

He'll be the first ever £500m player when the media are done with it.

Especially if he starts on the bench….

 

[lonestay]

They’ll be buried in the Cayman Islands accounts somewhere, along with all the off the book payments to his dad, him, etc.

The above ls lifted from Sad Cafe , if anyone knows about offshore accounts it will be scum management !!!!

 

[wolviedinho]

A penny for 'Arry Kane's thoughts tonight. What a great bit of business by us.

Kane would have been a fantastic signing.

 

[mexico1970]

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Christ that bunch can't read a bloody room, tone deaf and stupid :)

 

[Chi-town blues]

Fair play to us, £55m release clause and we get him for nearly 4x that.

He'll be the first ever £500m player when the media are done with it.

haha snubbed rags .

 

[moh]

A penny for 'Arry Kane's thoughts tonight. What a great bit of business by us.

I’m sure his brother is crying into his jellied eels when he is looking at the fees an agent that can find their own arse with both hands can earn

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

They’ll be buried in the Cayman Islands accounts somewhere, along with all the off the book payments to his dad, him, etc.

The above ls lifted from Sad Cafe , if anyone knows about offshore accounts it will be scum management !!!!

The internet really has bred a generation of thick cunts, thinking for yourself is so 20th century!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I am a massive fan of the Apollo missions (nerd would be an understatement).

When Apollo 12 launched it was hit by lightning - Bad at the best of times. This basically killed the guidance platform.

John Aaron (the nerd's nerd) saved the $25 billion mission by telling Alan Bean (Command Module Pilot and fourth man to walk on the moon) to switch the Signal Conditioning Electronics (SCE) to Auxilliary mode (AUX). ("SCE to AUX" - it''s very famous if you are as sad as I am). This brought guidance back online, saved the mission and Aaron cemented his place in history. (He was also instrumental in saving Apollo 13 and was widely regarded as the archetypal "steely-eyed missile man").

See.... you had to ask. Sorry for derailing the thread.

CTID

 

[Damanino]

media reporting the fee with even the fish and chips cost included he is gonna eat next few years.

they are hurting.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Or Erling Erling Erling Erling Erling Erling Erling Sterling
Sterling Sterling Sterling Sterling Sterling Sterling Sterling Erling

Nah, that’s

They’re top of the league,
They’re top of the league,
Sterling and Erling,
They‘re top of the league.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

£750k they got Diaz for. And he swam most of the way to get to Britain, walked up to the M5 and hitch hiked the rest of the way to Anfield.

He was already wearing a full Liverpool training kit and told a passer by that he’d always dreamt of playing for the club.

Hahahaha