Erling Haaland

[Centurions]

I think the poster was being sarcastic

I suspect the poster you're replying to is aware of that and was being 'humorous'.

At least I hope so.

 

[CC1]

You say that like you the one forking out the 150 million and not the richest club in the world. The sheikh could drop that amount in the street and it wouldn’t be worth his time to pick it back up

There’s this thing called FFP - you might not have heard about it??

 

[I'm Blue]

You say that like you the one forking out the 150 million and not the richest club in the world. The sheikh could drop that amount in the street and it wouldn’t be worth his time to pick it back up

That’s my summer sorted, I’m following his greatness Mr Mansour about with a wheelbarrow and a shovel.

 

[goalmole]

Of course he’s the ‘sort of character’ needed here, in that he’s a bloody brilliant striker!

Who gives a fuck what fucking pyjamas he wears apart from his missus?

We need the best players we can get, regardless of their sartorial taste or anything else. I couldn’t give a shit if a player wanked in a nun’s face if he is the sort of character that can score enough goals to win us the league and finally the fucking CL instead of cunts like Chelsea and scousers.

Wanking in a nun's face isn't necessarily a negative character trait.

 

[Chi-town blues]

After seeing those 2000 dollar jammies he had on in Greece, it's become bloody obvious that he's not the sort of character needed here.

Well atleast it better then that half ass half zebra suit .

 

[slicky202]

Islam is no different to any other religion when it comes to some people not taking it that seriously.

We probably all know people who consider themselves Christian but break the ten commandments all the time, Catholics who never go to confession, Jews who don't pay attention to the sabbath outside of holidays.

Every religion is like that, but perhaps a lack of familiarity makes people forget it. I went to school with a Hindu who absolutely loved a beef burger, pretty sure he used to get drunk on nights out just so he could excuse himself for smashing down a quarter pounder at 3am.

It does make you a hypocrite though. I’m more than happy for people to do harmless things they enjoy without letting dogma hold them back. Always smile when I see a Muslim having a pint, way forward for me.

 

[domalino]

It does make you a hypocrite though. I’m more than happy for people to do harmless things they enjoy without letting dogma hold them back. Always smile when I see a Muslim having a pint, way forward for me.

It only makes you a hypocrite if they criticise others for drinking.

If you're a muslim that doesn't give a shit about you or anyone else drinking, there's no hypocrisy.

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

Wanking in a nun's face isn't necessarily a negative character trait.

She must be one heck of a stunner for one to try that.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

She must be one heck of a stunner for one to try that.

Force of habit

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Wanking in a nun's face isn't necessarily a negative character trait.

That's breaking one of the cardinal rules

 

[slicky202]

It only makes you a hypocrite if they criticise others for drinking.

If you're a muslim that doesn't give a shit about you or anyone else drinking, there's no hypocrisy.

That’s the case for many. I also know many that would hide it from family etc.

 

[colesy]

So nothing happening here then??

 

[doobyedoobye]

Can't see anyone paying 150 plus 40 mil agent fees in this climate

 

[colesy]

Can't see anyone paying 150 plus 40 mil agent fees in this climate

I would be surprised with that to, and therefore not surprised if he stays there for another season, after which the fee will be slashed, and the agents fees increased by another 20 mill.

 

[doobyedoobye]

I would be surprised with that to, and therefore not surprised if he stays there for another season, after which the fee will be slashed, and the agents fees increased by another 20 mill.

Agreed, by next year I'm sure there will be a lot more bidders at the table and an even greater opportunity for his agents and himself to secure even more insane numbers in terms of wages, signing on numbers and agent fees

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Can't see anyone paying 150 plus 40 mil agent fees in this climate

Looking forward to the day when one of these players finds out their agent DOESN’T make the deal because he didn’t get the £10-30M from the deal he wanted.

KDB has shown EVERY PLAYER the future and PROVED you don’t need some overweight Eastern European twat grunting at club executives to do what HE wants.

Get yourself a decent contract lawyer for £1M and make a new deal or wait out your current contract and write your own ticket.

Sports agents for top players are leeches who are well past their sell by date.

Just as the PL could put forward a transfer fee ceiling and a pay ceiling, so should they put forward an agency fee ceiling.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Just as the PL could put forward a transfer fee ceiling and a pay ceiling, so should they put forward an agency fee ceiling.

Totally agree but I suppose it's got to do with this free-market shit.

 

[Coatigan]

So nothing happening here then??

Nope, he's still in his jammies, and we are still talking abour fashion and religion.

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

I can’t really see how Dortmund can turn down a £100m plus offer given the reduced fee next season. I wish we would go for it.
If we get Kane or someone else and don’t sign him then I really hope he does not go to the Rags. I fear history will repeat itself if he does and he becomes a transformative catalyst for them as Cantona was in the 90’s.
If he goes to Chelsea or Livarpool then it’s a blow for us but they are good teams anyway

 

[Keeper!]

Txiki, please get this one done, he has to be the one for us and a perfect long term fix.

PS if not have a go for Mbappe, wow , he is pure class.