Erling Haaland

[blue oli]

Erling already owns a house in Madrid, so you would have thought someone so informed would have known that!

Also has a place in Harrogate though right

 

[colesy]

this may trigger a few people but with all these injuries does anyone else thing he could just end up the Norwegian Andy Carroll

I believe with the introduction of our staff and fitness and conditioning regime, it may be a whole different story. You also wonder, with his virtually certain departure in the summer, whether his motivation has been reduced about playing for Dortmund.

 

[bluealf]

Is it sarcasm?

just a little bit

 

[bluealf]

I believe with the introduction of our staff and fitness and conditioning regime, it may be a whole different story. You also wonder, with his virtually certain departure in the summer, whether his motivation has been reduced about playing for Dortmund.

Are you sure about this?

 

[Lkzerinho]

If he ends up coming here, this seems like a deal that will get done quite quickly, simply because we won't have to negotiate with Dortmund, and we can just pay the clause and get him quickly.

 

[chaddblue]

If he ends up coming here, this seems like a deal that will get done quite quickly, simply because we won't have to negotiate with Dortmund, and we can just pay the clause and get him quickly.

Like Grealish?

 

[Coatigan]

Like Grealish?

Touche.

No international tournament this summer, in fairness Grealish was away at the Euros till the last game of the competition.

Still dragged on a bit after that, but that was a chunk of the summer, and it seems he was boxed off so the club juggled it in with other business.

 

[Pedestrian]

Carroll's fitness issues were mostly a result of the amount of time he spent drinking on the Bigg Market.

I doubt that'd be an issue with Haaland.

Carroll was almost like the last of the piss heads who thought they could still be players. A car crash of an athlete. The absolute state of him. If he hasn’t already he’ll be eating snakes arseholes soon…

 

[colesy]

Are you sure about this?

I am now. I believe things have improved immensely recently. As far as I am aware apart from Kev, not too many of our players have been out for long periods, especially with muscle injuries. A few seasons ago we always seemed to have two to three players a week out injured, but I suppose back then we had Kompany, Serg and Delph, all at the same time.

 

[Cobwebcat]

From 4.20

Spoiler…Haaland wins