Just trying to picture the next few months.
City win Premier League
City win F A Cup
City win Champions League
Pep Guardiola signs new 5 year contract
City sign Erling Haaland
Bernardo Silva signs new 6 year contract
united announce Brendan Rogers as manager
£100m signing Pogba fucks off on a free
Salah says he’s still not signing new contract
chelsea and the Guardian go into administration
Everton looking forward to new season in the championship, Peter walton gets chronic diarrhea
If Carlsberg did summers