Erling Haaland

[Mid Wales blue]

I love how they discount the 2 changes in style we’ve already been through under Pep…. Any record(s) they cling to should be causing nightmares when he signs, we will wipe them out!

Can you imagine a quick release, pinpoint accurate ball straight from Ederson to Haaland?

OMFG!

 

[Chi-town blues]

@Cityleaks I’m patiently waiting for the next big news in march ;)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

for the announcement surely they recreate this View attachment 38394

Is it just me, or does he look like he’s having a wank?

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

It's not done until Ian Cheeseman says so.

 

[Phil1]

It's not done until Ian Cheeseman says so.

That'll be about three weeks after his debut.. Haha!

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Is it just me, or does he look like he’s having a wank?

Nope …. Me too

 

[OB1]

I agree that he literally has everything he wants here and there is no better job on world football. If he wanted to spend more time with the family I even think we’d give him a year off and get an interim in.

Yeah but that's what private jets are for ;-)

 

[Dobsy]

I think we've agreed a deal in theory with him, but he's very much waiting to see what happens with Mbappe/Madrid.

If that deal breaks down, he'll be eating paella next season.

If not, he'll be devouring the Premier League.

After Wednesday night I can't see that happening. It was an outside chance anyway but now, after going out of the only tournament that matters to them AGAIN at the first knockout round, he must be thinking he has to get out of there. Messi's face too, lol. Should have signed for City.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Can you imagine a quick release, pinpoint accurate ball straight from Ederson to Haaland?

OMFG!

Imagine haaland dropping deep like a false 9, receiving a pinged pass from the centre backs, holding off a defender, laying it of to one of our midfielders and spinning and making a run. He will cause absolute havoc.

 

[freshie]

Good article. Excuse my ignorance, but is that fan-written?

Yeh it’s written by Ste Tudor. I’m sure he’s on here but I can’t remember his username

 

[halfcenturyup]

Yeh it’s written by Ste Tudor. I’m sure he’s on here but I can’t remember his username

That would explain it. He always writes well.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Imagine haaland dropping deep like a false 9, receiving a pinged pass from the centre backs, holding off a defender, laying it of to one of our midfielders and spinning and making a run. He will cause absolute havoc.

Stop it, I’m dribbling now, and not from my mouth!

 

[Nails]

That would explain it. He always writes well.

He's a bit prolix for my liking.

 

[halfcenturyup]

He's a bit prolix for my liking.

Quite partial to a bit of prolix of the evening.

 

[Don Karleone]

Yeh it’s written by Ste Tudor. I’m sure he’s on here but I can’t remember his username

@Lucky Toma I believe. Always well worth a read

 

[I'm Blue]

I’ve never wanted a player more…..maybe Mido.
Hope it gets done, I’m staying cautious cos in the summer Kane was nailed on, done (shudder)
I’m hoping for an announcement from Haaland before the end of the season saying where he’s going next to ease the wait.

 

[TonyM]

I wanted Hugo Eggyhog more from Villa back in the late 90s.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I’ve never wanted a player more…..maybe Mido.
Hope it gets done, I’m staying cautious cos in the summer Kane was nailed on, done (shudder)
I’m hoping for an announcement from Haaland before the end of the season saying where he’s going next to ease the wait.

Kane was Wedding day speech done!

 

[dobingsdobber]

No. My legs are spread, bollocks are exposed. I’m balls deep in the trap yet again. EH2022.

Careful Al,you've already been arrested for that kind of behaviour.
Allegedly.

 

[Gumzy97]

Bundesliga put out a good little video showcasing Haalands best abilities, didn’t realise how quick he is, he clocks in at 35.9km/h top speed

In perspective Walker clocked in last season at 36km/h.

he will be lethal running onto KDB through balls