Erling Haaland

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Was it ever established why Dortmund hate us so much?
Gundogan?

Because Bayern told them to.

That’s pretty much how Dortmund roll - in all aspects of their operation!

 

[Nails]

There you go!

 

[Norman kneejerk]

Hopefully he gets to say he signed for city because it brings out the little boy in him.....

 

[waspish]

What they know is they will get a bank transfer of 64m this summer without anyone speaking to the two face kunts.

 

[jimharri]

So; has the lanky cu, er tall Norwegian gentleman signed yet, or what?

 

[ancoats]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

 

[Barcon]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

A statement from the club and a pic of him in the shirt.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

Surely a piano video. And, and, and a banner welcoming his dogs. That is the only way to announce a signing.

 

[mike1923]

Why would they know anything?

Any club who wants him will agree terms with him and then pay his release clause. In theory the first and only thing they need to know is that the money is in their bank and he’s no longer their player

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Why would they know anything?

Any club who wants him will agree terms with him and then pay his release clause. In theory the first and only thing they need to know is that the money is in their bank and he’s no longer their player

Depends in the terms of the clause, they still hold his registration any approach to the player and not via mino will have to have the clubs permission.

 

[jrb]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

Alfie playing a piano in a video after he signs.

 

[Phil1]

Why would they know anything?

Any club who wants him will agree terms with him and then pay his release clause. In theory the first and only thing they need to know is that the money is in their bank and he’s no longer their player

Similar to my thinking. The only thing financially they are entitled to know about is the release fee. His potential wages at anther club have got fuck all to do with them.

 

[Coatigan]

What was the question?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Alfie playing a piano in a video after he signs.

Need to re create that pic where he is sat on a settee with his legs apart with an old city shirt on.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Need to re create that pic where he is sat on a settee with his legs apart with an old city shirt on.

I like the idea he is kicking footballs as hard as he can, and they all have Roy Keane’s stupid fucking face on them. At the end he says ‘for you dad’.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

@ScottSinclair unpack this for us please

And rags egg fuck France on bond and part arsey. Snack me up otherwise his railway station isn’t high or godly.

Ok, his egg is a ghecko.

Or something like that.

 

[Cobwebcat]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

Same as they did for Grealish only X 10 in size

 

[el wey]

Need to re create that pic where he is sat on a settee with his legs apart with an old city shirt on.

That's the only way I can see his announcement being made tbh. Would be perfect.

 

[MCityFC]

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

Surely a piano video. And, and, and a banner welcoming his dogs. That is the only way to announce a signing.

Nah, a bukkehorn video is more likely.

Nothing quite like the Norwegian goat horn.