Erling Haaland

[Sibierskii]

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Good enough for me. Welcome Erling Braut

 

[Rammy Blue]

Why would they know anything?

Any club who wants him will agree terms with him and then pay his release clause. In theory the first and only thing they need to know is that the money is in their bank and he’s no longer their player

Most important take from those comments is that he’s obviously not staying at Dortmund.

 

[Chi-town blues]

"An advice I got from a farmer a couple of years ago: Talk with your feet, and everything else will be fine. Okay I said, and left."

Doesn't mean anything I think other than acknowledging there is off the pitch stuff going on, and the farmer is most likely his dad

EDIT: Impressive how google managed to translate it so well considering he has written it excactly how he speaks with his thick accent but no idea where "native" comes from. It is "feet" :)

Nailed on psg. Close thread

 

[SidJames]

Hearing that Haaland is ours.

Madrid could get the transfer fee together to match us.

But couldn't get anywhere near wage wise.

Hope this is true.

He will score for fun.

 

[waspish]

Hearing that Haaland is ours.

Madrid could get the transfer fee together to match us.

But couldn't get anywhere near wage wise.

Hope this is true.

He will score for fun.

Well there is a wage cap in Spanish league maybe if they didn’t buy Mbappe can afford him!? So it’s all about choices and Haaland to Madrid is second choice.

 

[AlanBalls]

Hearing that Haaland is ours.

Madrid could get the transfer fee together to match us.

But couldn't get anywhere near wage wise.

Hope this is true.

He will score for fun.

Reliable?

 

[Jokithedruid]

Reliable?

Gossip is reliable if you want to believe it. Just enjoy it.

 

[ancoats]

Historically, the Viking era began with the attack on Lindisfarne monastery in AD 793, and ended with the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066, when the English army successfully repelled the Viking invaders led by King Harald Hardråde

i like the sound of the battle of Stamford bridge

 

[bluemonkey71]

Hearing that Haaland is ours.

Madrid could get the transfer fee together to match us.

But couldn't get anywhere near wage wise.

Hope this is true.

He will score for fun.

you could have pulled that straight off a Madrid Twitter account. How anyone knows what wages we have offered I’ll never know

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Why would they know anything?

Any club who wants him will agree terms with him and then pay his release clause. In theory the first and only thing they need to know is that the money is in their bank and he’s no longer their player

Remember last week Dortmund were saying they fainted at the money City had offered?

So now they admit they know fuck all and their assessment of the package on offer is also down to media bullshit!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I believe it.
What would a random person in Spain get from lying?

Javier Tebas likes this post!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

He is talking with his "feet", not talking with "natives" :)

He might be talking about his feet to the natives.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Everyone hates us mate.

Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
I'm going down the garden to eat worms.

First you get a bucket,
Then you get a shovel,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

Long thin slimy ones,
short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms.

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily,
Short fat fuzzy ones don't.
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth,
And the juice goes (slurping noise) down your throat

First you bite the heads off,
Then you suck the guts out.
Then throw the rest away.
Nobody knows how I survive on worms three times a day!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

A statement from the club and a pic of him in the shirt.

Don’t forget the cardboard cutout of Txiki.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Probably Trevor Francis ?

Quite possibly.
I would have said Touré in terms of standing in the game, but unfortunately our biased, fuckwitted media were oblivious to the fact that this guy was already taking people to the cleaners in that 2008-9 Pep team.

If ever there was a damning indictment of how little attention they pay to anything other than propagated soundbites, or how dim and clueless they actually are about the game that they've been immersed in all their lives, this was it.

 

[TravisBickle]

Quite possibly.
I would have said Touré in terms of standing in the game, but unfortunately our biased, fuckwitted media were oblivious to the fact that this guy was already taking people to the cleaners in that 2008-9 Pep team.

If ever there was a damming indictment of how little attention they pay to anything other than propagated soundbites, or how dim and clueless they actually are about the game that they've been immersed in all their lives, this was it.

Indeed.
The 2 stand outs for me..

 

[nmc]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

None of the above- just a photo with Txiki and then we can all slate him in his first match when he misses a sitter.

 

[manimanc]

Indeed.
The 2 stand outs for me..

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I love that phone in clip, absolute belter.

I wonder if he posts on here as he is top of my kool book for taking them two talksport clowns down.

 

[Barcon]

I love that phone in clip, absolute belter.

I wonder if he posts on here as he is top of my kool book for taking them two talksport clowns down.

Was it St. Helens Blue? I seem to remember him having a go at someone on the radio.

 

[jimharri]

I love that phone in clip, absolute belter.

I wonder if he posts on here as he is top of my kool book for taking them two talksport clowns down.

I reckon it's @BlueHammer85.