Erling Haaland

[Moss Side's Finest]

Yes, he bought him some city shirts years ago when we were shit

 

[LongsightM13]

Of course he’s going to be a flop because every club in World Football would love to sign this particular flop.

The fear is real.
Absolutely shitting themselves

 

[Don Karleone]

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Never gets old haha

 

[manimanc]

the answer is that she's a bizarre weirdo who lies about everything, including having been a city fan

And I bet she's single, lives with about 15 cats in a run down bungalow, stinks of piss and has spiders legs.

 

[ScottSinclair]

The filthy stuff he will do to the league is one thing.

What excites me the most is how he lives for the Champions League. We have already made huge progress with our mentality in that tournament the last couple of seasons and now we inject another De Bruyne-level of big-game player into the squad. Ever since his debut at Salzburg he has simply refused to lose in the CL, unfortunately for him his teams has lacked the quality to go to the next level. This changes now

 

[roy.or.r]

I just pissed my pants laughing at the thought of Haaland scoring bangers against the rags and the dipper cunts.

 

[whipper]

The fear is real.
Absolutely shitting themselves
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Sums the press up as a whole to be honest, clueless.

 

[Gordyola]

The fear is real.
Absolutely shitting themselves
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[LongsightM13]

I just pissed my pants laughing at the thought of Haaland scoring bangers against the rags and the dipper cunts.

The biggest fixture in the history of football tonight and it’s ickle ciddy who have the whole of Europe dancing on strings and drowning in boiled piss. What a time to be alive

 

[ScottSinclair]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

And I bet she's single, lives with about 15 cats in a run down bungalow, stinks of piss and has spiders legs.

What has @kaz7 ever done to you?





sorry Kaz!

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

Really struggling to keep my giddyometer in check, I’m 99.9% reeled in, but just can’t let myself go after the various disappointments over the years.

It will be the biggest signing for me in my lifetime so far, as I just can’t wait to see the re-boot of our side with this monster up front, proper reinvigoration of my wish to watch us play next season.

I'm also trying to restrain my excitement.
And also about the Haaland signing.
But IF this does come off then it will be sensational, not least because it will hopefully keep Pep with us and I would love to see how he changes the way we play.
There I go getting excited again

Really struggling to keep my giddyometer in check, I’m 99.9% reeled in, but just can’t let myself go after the various disappointments over the years.

It will be the biggest signing for me in my lifetime so far, as I just can’t wait to see the re-boot of our side with this monster up front, proper reinvigoration of my wish to watch us play next season.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Tuchel…

 

[LongsightM13]

Haha yes another classic

 

[manimanc]

What has @kaz7 ever done to you?





sorry Kaz!

Oh shit.....

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

That fuckin fat slug Custis has been quieter than Southern Cemetery lately, probably been comfort eating over how shite the rags are!

 

[blueste41]

I'm still not over not getting Isco (was he ever any good?) so I refuse to get excited or even follow this thread!

 

[Andouble]

ball has nearly hit the net before the keeper even reacts. What velocity.

 

[we are the east stand]

Let’s hope he passes the medical

Roque Santa Cruz says Hi

 

[LongsightM13]

Roque Santa Cruz says Hi

That was an autopsy, not a medical