Erling Haaland

[snorky]

He is not- he's not really here
He is not- he's not really here
Just like his dad- Alfie, he wears the City Blue
He's not really here.

You are Joni Mitchell, and I claim ......

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Any news yet that this might destabilise the club going into two important away games and may hand the advantage to Liverpool.......??

If there is it'll be on the Liverpool Echo.

 

[Eebo]

Don't you love the twist and turn from these wankers.

Would love to know how much then Pogba transfer was calculated this way.

At least £89M plus £XXM agents fees, plus 5 years at £15M = £164M plus agent's fees... and all for very little return

 

[manimanc]

Didn’t we get this far a few years ago with Pogba? And last summer with Kane? Please don’t jump the gun, we were 2 goals up after 180 minutes against Real Madrid after all, don’t celebrate too early

 

[Tartarian Blue]

Hold this ratio.

Warra post by Scottyboi!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

If there is it'll be on the Liverpool Echo.

Twice...;)

 

[jimharri]

Let me guess - Worlds best 16yo keeper ?

Presumably a boyhood utd fan, who has always dreamed of playing for "The World's Greatest Club"™.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Is anyone else concerned that the state of the Manchester Airport will put him off? It is the worst in the world after all.

Any chance that he could be ferried in?

he’ll be coming in the private jet terminal he’s not flying in on easyjet

 

[Trickyblues]

Linked again today as Aguero's successor. Yes please.

The first post in this thread. Love it.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Lyrics from Coming Home, I’ve been told to get me coat so someone else have a do

I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world that I'm coming

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Sixty mil for Erling Haaland
It's a steal for Erling Haaland
Dreaming dreams of Erling Haaland
Now he's playing for Ci-ty

 

[Eebo]

Problem for the media in maintaining their biased output is that they have to confuse matters by reporting it with every conceivable cost added in, otherwise they have to report that City have signed a £200M player for £63M

 

[ninjamonkey]

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

 

[jimharri]

I'm getting old. Why does everyone keep writing 'ratio' on tweets?
The youth of today, I don't know.

It baffles me as well..... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratio

And I'm not sure I'm much the wiser after that!

 

[Mancity0303]

 

[foggy1974]

We just use double sided tape, an old washing up bottle, one of those egg carton trays, a vice grip and a lump hammer. Never fails.

Do you get a blue peter badge for that, can't see any sticky back plastic

 

[Scottyboi]

Lyrics from Coming Home, I’ve been told to get me coat so someone else have a do

I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world that I'm coming

Cringe ****

 

[Phoenix900000]

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

Perfect :)

 

[razman]

Took him long enough

 

[Inter Me Nan]