Erling Haaland

[Dobsy]

Surely it's just the Toure song but with Alfie and Erling switched for Yaya and Kolo

 

[Moss Side's Finest]

There's some on here who just haven't (and probably won't at this stage, given their stance) warm to Jack. Which is their choice. I find it somewhat disappointing, but hey ho. What can you do? I have confidence that, like Rodri and Cancelo, he'll come good in his second season.

Won't say too much on here as it's not the right thread, but I thought Jack played fantastically against Madrid when he came on and then against Newcastle. Slowly he is becoming a city player. Will be funny to see those that have slated him have to admit they were wrong, though I'm sure they'd be more than happy to do that

 

[RayCTID]

Lyrics from Coming Home, I’ve been told to get me coat so someone else have a do

I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world that I'm coming

Next!

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

What's everyone's favourite Norwegian beer?

We are going to a whole new level, boys.

 

[manimanc]

Looks like we've got the left back position sorted.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

he’ll be coming in the private jet terminal he’s not flying in on easyjet

Fuck that...

He's surfing in on the waves of salty tears from the fans of all the other teams

 

[Daz-Simp]

You signed Sancho, we signed Erling Haaland.

 

[jrb]

Bring it on.tomorrow, you c*ts!

 

[wattle]

Surely it's just the Toure song but with Alfie and Erling switched for Yaya and Kolo

That’s got to be a winner. Bravo sir

 

[WillT]

Jan Aage Fjørtoft: No agreement yet

I stand corrected haha even the miserable bastards admitting it!

 

[N1985]

Problem for the media in maintaining their biased output is that they have to confuse matters by reporting it with every conceivable cost added in, otherwise they have to report that City have signed a £200M player for £63M

£52 million pal

 

[Matt.D]

Glad they communicated the decision to Real and Bayern, better hope we’ve informed Everton.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Fuck that...

He's surfing in on the waves of salty tears from the fans of all the other teams

Nice nod to Murdoch. I like it.

 

[eastmanc]

Klopp shouldn't have signed a new contract.

He should have left on a winning note, the Carabao Cup.

Well said Jugen.

 

[lonestay]

Well I hope it's announced on a Wednesday cos that's the only day Tyler recognises!

 

[eastmanc]

You are Joni Mitchell, and I claim ......

More like Phil Mitchell.

 

[Vester]

Cant wait for the Man City version of that epic Haaland Haaland tune. Been on repeat all day!

 

[pudge]

Klopp shouldn't have signed a new contract.

He should have left on a winning note, the Carabao Cup.

I'd love it to be closer to €60m because then it'd be alongside what they paid for the best winger ever in Luis Diaz

 

[oddfellows]

Cheers bud , was done and dusted months ago this one.

Who's next bud

 

[eastmanc]

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

I think we have a winner, superb.