Erling Haaland

[Xhavenjoe]

News update on the Haaland medical

did a finger prick blood test and has 100% blue blood

I'm glad you included the word finger!

 

[domalino]

The “He won’t even stay 5 years” “stepping stone!” reaction is identical to the reaction to Guardiola’s announcement. “He never stays more than 3 years anyway!!!”

 

[Barcon]

So if Haaland to City is really going to happen, it potentially shakes out like this:

Fee: £65m
Agents fees: £40m
Wages over 5 years: £375k per week

£375k x 260 months - £90m
Purchase & Agents Fees: £100m

Total cost over 60 month contract - £190m

£190m ÷ 5 years - £38m

That's £38m Per Season over 5 years & he'll be 26 with a huge sell on value if he decides to leave.

If the potential deal happens like this, it's the deal of the fuckin century... :-)

I think it’s €63m

 

[Protein Junkie]

New Temporary Helpline available

Once again we have decided to open up a temporary call centre in the Wirral.
This is due to likely increased demand this summer.

tel no 093:20 93:20 130

service is available in Gaelic,Norwegian,Urdu, Farsi and Scouse only.
Sorry there is currently no demand for this service in English.

 

[Mr-Mertle]

Spot the difference?

 

[WillT]

I thought we'd finally escaped the word 'imminent'

 

[ScottSinclair]

Jesus fucking christ did actually Fjørtoft the absolute clown of a human being tweet in spanish?!

 

[remember arthur mann]

The rag hierarchy have despatched Fergie to Ringway to scupper the deal.

Looks more like Gill.

 

[domalino]

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Spot the difference?

Tweet it at him

 

[ninjamonkey]

We definitely need to be working on a few verses for this. I’m not normally a big fan of copying other teams songs, but this is a fucking belter. I love the intro hahaha.

Posted one earlier. Doesn't need multiple confusing verses, just one over and over and over and over suits much better.

To that bloody brilliant German tune

Haaland, Haaland
Alfie Haaland is a blue,
Erling Haaland is one too
Haa Haa Haa Haaland.

Rinse and repeat.

It really doesn't need to be anything more elaborate than that

 

[SCEtoAUX]

It's all lovely and cheerful in here this evening. Amazing what a sixty million quid wonderkid can do when all you need is a striker and we are on the verge of signing possibly the best in a generation.

*that* game seems like a lifetime ago, the Dippers can fuck off. We're in this for the next decade or two, not some glory-hunting tinpot trophy which you can win without beating City.

 

[pudge]

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Sancho's shit?

 

[Mr-Mertle]

Tweet it at him

I would, but it'd be the same excuse. "I don't write the headlines".

 

[madloaf]

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But there is no bias! Guardian:
"When Real Madrid, who had been Haaland’s first-choice destination, decided to make Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappé their prime summer target, it cleared the way for City to firm up their interest in Haaland after Guardiola gave the move the green light."

Did he come out and say this? I can't crawl through 3399 pages to find out!

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Seems legit! That's good enough for me!

Lineker has put on a few pounds, and also lost his suntan.

 

[Bald fraud]

The “He won’t even stay 5 years” “stepping stone!” reaction is identical to the reaction to Guardiola’s announcement. “He never stays more than 3 years anyway!!!”

Yep. And don’t forget we were a stepping stone for Sergio. As he couldn’t go straight from atletico to real! Lol!

 

[Barcon]

Never thought that for a moment. We're all Blues here :-)

Alright. I have to ask (because I’m a nosey bastard). What does your username mean?

 

[Beswick Prize Band]

Let me guess - Worlds best 16yo keeper ?

16years old is the new 17

 

[WillT]

 

[Mr-Mertle]

Sancho's shit?

Help's that he plays for free, apparently!