Erling Haaland

[SCEtoAUX]

It's all lovely and cheerful in here this evening. Amazing what a sixty million quid wonderkid can do when all you need is a striker and we are on the verge of signing possibly the best in a generation.

*that* game seems like a lifetime ago, the Dippers can fuck off. We're in this for the next decade or two, not some glory-hunting tinpot trophy which you can win without beating City.

 

[pudge]

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Spot the difference?

Sancho's shit?

 

[Mr-Mertle]

Tweet it at him

I would, but it'd be the same excuse. "I don't write the headlines".

 

[madloaf]

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Spot the difference?

But there is no bias! Guardian:
"When Real Madrid, who had been Haaland’s first-choice destination, decided to make Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappé their prime summer target, it cleared the way for City to firm up their interest in Haaland after Guardiola gave the move the green light."

Did he come out and say this? I can't crawl through 3399 pages to find out!

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Seems legit! That's good enough for me!

Lineker has put on a few pounds, and also lost his suntan.

 

[Bald fraud]

The “He won’t even stay 5 years” “stepping stone!” reaction is identical to the reaction to Guardiola’s announcement. “He never stays more than 3 years anyway!!!”

Yep. And don’t forget we were a stepping stone for Sergio. As he couldn’t go straight from atletico to real! Lol!

 

[Barcon]

Never thought that for a moment. We're all Blues here :-)

Alright. I have to ask (because I’m a nosey bastard). What does your username mean?

 

[Beswick Prize Band]

Let me guess - Worlds best 16yo keeper ?

16years old is the new 17

 

[WillT]

 

[Mr-Mertle]

Sancho's shit?

Help's that he plays for free, apparently!