Erling Haaland

[oldius]

Yay, I made my 5,000th post in the Haaland thread, taking the piss out of Liverpool. That was by complete chance but I am so pleased - it was clearly meant to be.

 

[Double R]

Jorginho didn't happen, got Rodri the following year. Maguire didn't happen, got Dias the following year. Kane didn't happen, got Haaland the following year.

Patience is a virtue my friends.

Sanchez didnt happen either, we got Mahrez the following year.

 

[Newmoston1212]

Haalands induction song when he arrives

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Looking at his goals clips,he takes a very decent penalty too.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Looking at his goals clips,he takes a very decent penalty too.

That's why he didn't sign last season, wouldn't have fitted in.

 

[Big Dave Watson]

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So it's confirmed then?

 

[jimmybarnesblue]

Cannot wait to see what Bert and Erling have got in store for us

 

[TonyM]

 

[BlueAnorak]

By the Mediah's logic Donny Van Der Beek has cost United £0.09bn - based on which Eerling is a steal at £0.25bn

Fee = £40m (always withh add ons for City)
Agent fees 10%
Salary £6.240m a season
6 year contract.

 

[Lkzerinho]

I think this get's announced tomorrow in the morning

Pep won't want to be inundated with questions about the signing at the press conference. It would be much easier to answer the 3-4 questions then move on.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Blue Pete]

Is it imminent?

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Give it to him or get the ball in the box and there's only one result. He is absolutely perfect for us...

The goal on 6:45 will be our new weapon. Chip over the top, steam rolls the defender and a tap in. He’s a proper number 9 this lad, he’s going to score shit loads.

 

[manimanc]

rag and dipper at work were trying to console themselves with how good sancho looked at dortmund and how shit he is in the prem.i just laughed and said a half decent striker would get 15 to 20 goals a season at city so he"ll be hitting 25 to 30 no probs they told me to fuck off while city bingo came out

You know what you should have done?
Gave your arse the biggest itch you could then go and shake both their hands and finish by patting them both on their shoulder.

Then and only then should you go and wash your hands after having your hands on two fucking turds like your red acquaintances.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Thinks its photoshopped. The one on the left looks too big

The technology these days is mind blowing!

 

[Barcon]

I see a few assists for Ederson next season.

 

[NantwichBlue]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

 

[Decepticon]

Propaganda is a powerful tool applied by tools.

 

[chesterbells]

Chatting with a chief sports writer this afternoon. He doesn't get how Pep can make him work in his system... ycmiu

Some “chief”

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

To be fair gas & electric has gone through the roof!