Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[aguero93:20]

I bet it's more like a pink stocking.

Must be a pink onesy at this stage.

 

[Barcon]

Not quite what I meant.

I'd better log off now as I'm hammered and I might start posting pics of the wife's extremely firm and pert breasts.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Moose fucker.. as in ugly bird or them fuckers with antlers?

 

[stony]

I'd better log off now as I'm hammered and I might start posting pics of the wife's extremely firm and pert breasts.

 

[Barcon]

Careful now, PLLK will be on them like a donkey eating hot chips.

 

[aguero93:20]

Careful now, PLLK will be on them like a donkey eating hot chips.

Yep. Daywalker udders, he'll mess his trousers at the sight.

 

[stony]

Careful now, @Paul Lake's Left Knee will be on them like a donkey eating hot chips.

He's a dirty udder sucking bastard and no mistake.

 

[MadchesterCity]

If she's in to humiliation, losing her dignity and self flagellation, simply suggest she may enjoy enrolling on here...

Or supporting United

 

[MadchesterCity]

 

[MadchesterCity]

Don,t forget your safe word mate, very important. Get it done, and let us know what we are missing out on.

Safe word is red which could be a problem ;)