Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[andyhinch]

I can't help thinking you two are living out your fantasies on here

 

[aguero93:20]

my instructions at our next daytime public meeting are to 'Bring me a nail gun and a few adult diapers for yourself afterwards'.

Enjoy JOTS.

 

[york away to this!]

"Excuse me mate, do you mind if I quickly borrow your phone?"

"Erm..ok...need to make a call?"

"No, just popping into that photo booth where I'm going to film myself knocking one out."

"Righto. I'll be in Millets."

Millets - That's a lovely name for a cock-teasing bloke in drag.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Her last message: 'I think I'm falling for you'.

Who needs kneecaps anyway?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Her last message: 'I think I'm falling for you'.

Who needs kneecaps anyway?

Have you actually met her face-to-face or is all this going on via social media?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Have you actually met her face-to-face or is all this going on via social media?

Nope, we've met for food etc.

She's real alright.

 

[york away to this!]

When does the "I've fallen for you but could you just do me a real favour and lend me 20k for my mum's life-saving op" question come? Pre or post coitus?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Ha, she'll be lucky.

 

[york away to this!]

You could pay by installments, I suppose...

 

[johnny on the spot]

All joking aside, it seems Miss Whiplash has got it bad for this intrepid adventurer. She's real, she lives alone and she likes the cut of my jib.

If it all goes south, then so fucking be it. I'll take one for the team.