Erotic asphyxiation....

[i8therags]

c'mon. dont we all wank under the bed covers? think about it...

LOL,,I bet if we signed kaka tomorrow every city fans bed covers will be starched by saturday..

 

[paphos-mcfc]

It shocking - the things us blokes will do for sexual thrills haha.

One of my mates ended up in Casualty once cos he stuck a matchstick right down his japs eye and got a big splinter in it - Ouch!

ha ha,what did the nurse say to you,sorry your mate..

We're striking you off the NHS list.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Didn't Michael Hutchence do something similar?

Yes, at the time it was a "new sensation"

 

[lostmyhouseski]

micheal hutchence hes one of them too made a 100 million quid dying wanking on the loo. s-u-i-c-i-d-e

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

It shocking - the things us blokes will do for sexual thrills haha.

One of my mates ended up in Casualty once cos he stuck a matchstick right down his japs eye and got a big splinter in it - Ouch!

pmsl why in living hell would anyone shove anything down there

Wooden do it myself - maybe its only for dim c--ts.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

micheal hutchence hes one of them too made a 100 million quid dying wanking on the loo. s-u-i-c-i-d-e blonde

 

[tommyducks]

was'nt some MP caught doing something similar a few years ago with a binliner and a satsuma whilst wearing fishnets? or is that just another of my sick fantasies.

Think could well be one of your fantasties Paul lol

it would have to be ann widdecombe in fishnets wrapped in a binliner with a satsumer in her mouth though sue.

PHWWWWWWWOOOOAAAARRRRRR!!

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Wonder what grass hopper would make of it?

If they put his movies on the TV look out for Americana. It's a thinking mans rambo.

 

[bluereddish]

David Carradine - RIP

8/12/1936 Kwai Chang Caine Born California, USA

3/6/2009 Die Dwan King Bangkok, Thailand

 

[Bigga]

I used to know a girl that wanted me to choke her during her getting a ramming!

It's just plain weird and wrong...

























So after I choked the b*tch, I felt pretty guilty!