This seriously ranks less than a League Cup victory. Remember you can't lose in the League Cup and win it, unlike this loser's football festival, where it is a prerequisite to be shite to get in!
How the fuck the winners of this get to compete with Saturday's winners for the UEFA Super Cup is beyond any logical explanation. It's the equivalent of asking the winner of the Championship Play-off Final to play the Premier League Champions in next season's Community Shield.
If United win and we do too, I'd be more inclined to call next season's UEFA Super Cup the Bullseye 'Let's have a look at what you could have won' Cup.