Europa League Quarters 10/11 August

[Blue_eyes]

BT commentators checklist UEFA cup v Copenhagen
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Say "manchester united" at least once every 30 seconds.(as per free advertiseing agreement)
Garnish every united pass/control with"inch perfect" or "sublime" or"beautiful"or "exilharating" etc.(see above)
Big up the opposition to make them seem more of a challenge.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT mention squad values.
Make sure to justify any wrong penalty decisions in rags favour, If necessary call on that cheating prick walton to help in the justification and create confirmation bias.
Any rag player who shoots gets 12 extra vowels added to their name, martiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal,rashfooooooooooord etc to build excitement, even if shot is shit.
Mention a positive from recent seasons every 5 minutes max.( spend all free time researching this).
Turn the simple task of scoring gifted penalty into clever and spectacular finish.

Having watched this shiteshow for the last 20 minutes I can honestly say this has been thoroughly adhered to.

 

[glyncity]

Peter Walton all for it.

Theres a suprise....

 

[mat]

Switched to the Irish TV coverage. They are slightly less wanking over the scum.

 

[chesterbells]

Fucking diving twat.

Got form hasn’t he that one?

 

[bluefandk]

Just a shit Balotelli.

Harsh on Balotelli that.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Pogba has played a prominent role apparently.

Widow Twanky ?

 

[bluemoon32]

the funny part is this is the europa league and united are struggling and need help

city levels ahead and 7 years and counting

A utd fan in work was banging on today" if we win the EL and you dont win the CL, then we've pissed all over your season"

 

[foxbox123]

Martial handled the ball as he went down.

Inter Milan had their penalty disallowed by VAR for the same reason.


Too right it's bent.

The Inter pen was ruled out because it hit the player on the ground's arm before the foul.

 

[Coljj]

Savage is so Pro Rag it's unreal. He can literally be heard off-mic thru Ian Darke's mic appealing for penalties whenever a Utd player goes down.

Pogba apparently "leant" into a Copenhagen defender when he went down. LEANT? LEANT??

Pogba fucken threw his leg out and tripped the defender who was trying to intercept the cross. It went out for a corner and a Copenhagen player ending up getting booked for having a go at the ref.

 

[deano ou812]

They are actually discussing how brilliant Fernandes' pens are.

Might be worth lumping on the rags next season to get even more pens,I honestly could see them get 30 alone in the league,as for that cnut bruno and his pens the way the commentator’s are fawning over them,they could lose 4-1 in a game but nevermind the scoreline wasn’t the rag pen fantastic..