Eurovision 2026

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The opening always reminds me of the CL draw.

Goes on forever.

 

[deano ou812]

What the fuck is that presenter wearing ffs he’s like something out of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He was in Boogie Nights, wasn’t he?

 

[Kippax77]

Hold on a minute guys, where's my spandex?

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

What the fuck is that presenter wearing ffs he’s like something out of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves..

Not even seen him, too busy looking at his co-presenter…

 

[Metal Biker]

Hold on a minute guys, where's my spandex?

I'm wearing it. You can borrow my dirties though.

 

[Paul1970]

Are bucks fuzz in it

 

[deano ou812]

Are bucks fuzz in it

No brotherhood of man are though

 

[Metal Biker]

Are bucks fuzz in it

I think the presenter believes he is

 

[deano ou812]

wtf is that Matt Smith who played DR Who representing Denmark…

 

[Metal Biker]

Well, that were crap.

(Going to copy and paste this, I have a feeling i'll be using it a lot)

 

[Metal Biker]

Germany has a lovely set of lungs on her.

 

[deano ou812]

She’s a good performer Graham eh,i bet she is ..

 

[Claytop]

12 points.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Germany. Woof!

 

[Metal Biker]

Oooh hoo hoo, spicy one next!

 

[deano ou812]

That’s the winner for me,never mind the song ..

 

[Metal Biker]

WHy does this perfromance look very...uncanny valley...?

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I missed the third entry. My remote control must have weirdly malfunctioned and switched to the Darkest Hour on BBC2 for exactly 3 minutes. Weird that.

 

[deano ou812]

Meh not as nice as Germany but better than looking at some shirtless bloke’s I suppose