Eurovision 2026

[deano ou812]

I missed the third entry. My remote control must have weirdly malfunctioned and switched to the Darkest Hour on BBC2 for exactly 3 minutes. Weird that.

You didn’t miss much

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Belgium seems to have a Middle Eastern version of Bjork.

 

[Metal Biker]

Albania, what are you doing...?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hadn’t realised Darwin Nunez had gone to Albania.

 

[deano ou812]

Hahahahaha wtf

 

[Gobshiight]

Albania clear winners for me

 

[Metal Biker]

Hahahahaha wtf

It was only a matter of time before incest became part of Eurovision

 

[deano ou812]

Fuck me they’d have been better sticking Norman wisdom on and he’s dead

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Andy Carroll really loves his mum doesn’t he

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Albania, what are you doing...?

The nightlife over there must be fantastic ;)

 

[Metal Biker]

Albania clear winners for me

 

[deano ou812]

Think this next one is fancied to do well

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Where’s Zouma when you need him?

 

[Metal Biker]

Yaaaay! Greece bringing the weird shit of Eurovision!

Gets my vote! Go Kitty Man!

 

[deano ou812]

Is he wearing Tony the tigers outfit

 

[Paul1970]

Greece oh ok

 

[Claytop]

Love shit like this, what Eurovision is all about!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

From the country that built the Acropolis

 

[Metal Biker]

From the country that built the Acropolis

Spartans rolling in their graves.

Athenians applauding.

 

[Kinkybyname]

can we not just sort out all the protests by inviting Palestine into the comp, just sayin'?