Even the kit man is off now

[BerkshireBlue]

BREAKING: #ManCity kit man, Brandon Ashton has announced he is leaving the club.Ashton: "After 15 years at Manchester City I have decided to leave my role at the club to explore other career paths."I have had some great experiences, met some amazing people who I know will be friends for life. For me and my family I feel it is the right time to start a new chapter, and see what new challenges I can be set."I will always hold Manchester City close to my heart as this club has brought me from a boy to a man. The memories I have over my time at City will forever be cherished."I want to thank all the players, management and back room staff I have worked with and also the fans I have had the pleasure to converse with over the years."I wish the lads nothing but the best this season and in the future. Brandon"

First the groundsman now the kitman can the last one out turn off the lights.

I think he'll be missed in the dressing room so I think this is bad news for the players. He was well liked I believe

 

[Barcon]

Probably going on tour with Oasis to wash the cagoules.

 

[Cellarite]

It’s not ironic. It’s a thread on BM that I gave my opinion on. Nothing more nothing less.
It’s certainly not a subject I’m willing to argue about.
Enjoy your day.

You too my friend.

 

[dublinblue12]

Not sure why people are getting persil onal about it

 

[dublinblue12]

Have utd signed him yet? Not seeing it in sky yellow ticker

 

[nmc]

He’s probably been headhunted by the Rags…..

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Maybe the club have hung him out to dry.

They apparently found him out on the pitch one night in a compromising position with another of the kit team. He was being pegged on the line.

 

[Shazza458]

Some saying he was forced out?
Stinks of the club saying resign or we’ll move you on
Perhaps pissed off with the constant team leaking. Perhaps he was getting on people’s tits.

 

[meeesh]

6 months time he’ll be picking up litter in the carpark at Tesco wondering where it all went wrong.

Or Asda across the road, where he can wave as players go into training

 

[mexico1970]

I wonder if he is actual mates with some of the first team players? It would be nice to see him staggering out of a club with Jack and Stonesy in a few months time.

 

[Shazza458]

Timing is also really interesting. Why didn’t he leave in the summer instead of now? I reckon the club don’t want another season of leaking

 

[Axel Freed]

We’re all guilty of contributing to the delusions of grandeur suffered by jumped up cleaner Brandon

As sure as God made little apples he’ll be noting with pride the number of posts in this thread

 

[berryblue]

Guilty of Sports Washing!

 

[Lowtower]

Probably saw that the **** who cuts the grass got his own thread on here and fancied in on the action

I'm hoping that guy behind the bar in the family stand who under charges me gets his own thread when he fucks off.

 

[De Bruyne Supremacy]

seems as if he was quite popular with the players

 

[spacecadet]

Has he been caught with his dick in the spudpeeler?

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

I've heard he broke Oscar Bobbs leg and gave Phil some undercooked chicken.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Timing is also really interesting. Why didn’t he leave in the summer instead of now? I reckon the club don’t want another season of leaking

He went in the summer. Wasn't on US tour.

 

[citymad]

Apparently the club refused to buy a new washer dryer.

 

[Lowtower]

How much do you get paid for being the kit man?

Might go for it, can you work from home?