A mate of mine was banging a bird from behind.A former Premier League footballer I used to occasionally hang about with got caught by his girlfriend in a state of semi undress with another girl. When confronted he claimed they were ‘comparing belts’.
Needless to say, she didn’t accept that account.
Used to know a lad who had been going out with his mrs for a while and she caught him playing away. Now this lad was a bullshitter of the highest order if you knew him and had the gift of the gab....his excuse to his mrs was that he had read somewhere that having an affair can spice up your love life and was only thinking of his mrs so they could both benefit thus making their relationship stronger. Afaik they are still together.......A former Premier League footballer I used to occasionally hang about with got caught by his girlfriend in a state of semi undress with another girl. When confronted he claimed they were ‘comparing belts’.
Needless to say, she didn’t accept that account.
Yes cheers mate, we are still together, what a night that was!A mate of mine was banging a bird from behind.
His wife walked in.
What are you doing.
Ere Gemma I don't think I can talk my way out of this.
Somehow she's still with him.
Mind you apparently hes got a cock like a donkey's
The holiday was in Thailand, so pulling myself off was the last thing I was going to do .At the very least youd pull one off when she was asleep
You should leave himYes cheers mate, we are still together, what a night that was!
That's a cracker.....Mine went to visit her mother for a couple of days recently. I thought I'd gone deaf.
No, I don't know the sort.....Been in trouble ! Hell I couldn't be in more trouble, its not possible. We've got this really weird pervy neighbour, likes Morrissey, always painting his fence you know the sort, anyway I thought he fancied my missus, turns out the weirdo fancies me. Last night Mrs Mist invited him round for vol au vents, (she's French) so, I thought I'd sort the perv out and laced his with a laxative. Today I told her and she went nuts, it was just a joke ffs.
Me neither.No, I don't know the sort.....