Ever seen a 'ghost'?

[Le Havre Oswald]

Lived in a house on a road

Fuck me that's the strangest think said on this thread. Really a road??? Bollocks, I'm not having it!!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Great reading everyone

But do you know what

When its on news at ten I may concur
Until then its all absurd Jeremy kyle delinquent fooktwittery

I worked in the death house for many a year embalming away on a winters eve
Sewing old Mrs johnsons mouth shut and making her look fandabeedozy for her relatives and not so much as a boo

Its good for snuggling up to though with a bag of maltesers and minstrels on a hallowed winters eve to a right rollicking scaryfook of film
And then a bit of mating until the early hours of the morn

Prefer sci-fi myself

Amen

Mating with who?? Please don't say Mrs Johnson :-(

 

[Barcon]

Why are all your posts laid out like poems?

Are you new?

Gives drone a big newbie muff hug

Because I am I am .....
I just am ..




i don't really know why ?
Laughing my man tits off

I know there is a few on here who I would consider it a pleasure to embalm with formadehyde
And sew your fooking mouths shut

Haa ha

You'r Dr Seuss?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

That's a relief :-)

 

[Barcon]

Gives drone a big newbie muff hug

Because I am I am .....
I just am ..




i don't really know why ?
Laughing my man tits off

I know there is a few on here who I would consider it a pleasure to embalm with formadehyde
And sew your fooking mouths shut

Haa ha

You'r Dr Seuss?

Who the fook is dr sousse



And no Radcliffe not old Mrs Johnson rip

No idea mate.

 

[foxy]

I was too embarrassed to post a topic on this so just found this thread and thought it would be more appropriate to contribute here..

So last Thursday I was out with a mate at the pub. My girlfriend was at home in the bath. She sent me a text saying "stop pissing about", I rang her to enquire what the hell she was on about (whilst I'm still in the pub). She tells me that I was trying to turn the door knob to the bathroom door whilst she was in the bath. When I told her I was still in the pub she freaked out a bit and checked the house. The front door and back door was locked and nobody was there. She was adamant that the door knob to the bathroom turned 3/4 times.

Now being a cynic I don't believe it, I think she was attention seeking because I was out with a mate at the time. Thing is, she won't stop going on about it and it certain the place is haunted claiming that somebody died in the spare room a few decades a go (something the estate agent didn't tell her) and that scratches can be often heard. The next door neighbour believes there's one as well and has background about the suicide and mad goings on in the house over the years.

Personally I think it's bull shit, it's a small house with thin walls so either side of the house neighbours constantly make noise. Wood creaks over the years as it hardens/softens etc. She claims the spare room is often cold despite the radiator being on full blast, there's a terrible draft from the window. She knows full well I won't ask the neighbour because I don't know him and it would just be well a strange thing to ask a stranger.

Thoughts anybody?

 

[pudge]

I was too embarrassed to post a topic on this so just found this thread and thought it would be more appropriate to contribute here..

So last Thursday I was out with a mate at the pub. My girlfriend was at home in the bath. She sent me a text saying "stop pissing about", I rang her to enquire what the hell she was on about (whilst I'm still in the pub). She tells me that I was trying to turn the door knob to the bathroom door whilst she was in the bath. When I told her I was still in the pub she freaked out a bit and checked the house. The front door and back door was locked and nobody was there. She was adamant that the door knob to the bathroom turned 3/4 times.

Now being a cynic I don't believe it, I think she was attention seeking because I was out with a mate at the time. Thing is, she won't stop going on about it and it certain the place is haunted claiming that somebody died in the spare room a few decades a go (something the estate agent didn't tell her) and that scratches can be often heard. The next door neighbour believes there's one as well and has background about the suicide and mad goings on in the house over the years.

Personally I think it's bull shit, it's a small house with thin walls so either side of the house neighbours constantly make noise. Wood creaks over the years as it hardens/softens etc. She claims the spare room is often cold despite the radiator being on full blast, there's a terrible draft from the window. She knows full well I won't ask the neighbour because I don't know him and it would just be well a strange thing to ask a stranger.

Thoughts anybody?

Pics or gtfo

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Seems legit..

 

[foxy]

oh yeah, the dog has started to chill in the bathroom alot since this happened, something he's never done before.

 

[stony]

I think she was attention seeking because I was out with a mate at the time.

She didn't want you to go out.

she won't stop going on about it

and is trying to stop you from going out again