We all know how this game will go….
Dyche will scare City’s driver into parking his bus behind theirs in the 6 yard box. Pickford will make a few decent early saves before City’s defence conspire to allow DCL to put Everton ahead with a goal an u6 team would be embarrassed about.
The matchday thread will go into meltdown demanding Guardiola be sacked, Haaland be sold to Madrid on Monday, De Bruyne forced into retirement and Ederson be ritually sacrificed on the pitch at half time.
City will come back and win 4-1 and the matchday minges will insist they were never worried.
Fin.