Everton Pre-Match Thread

[gmckennasell]

Congratulations to all Everton fans for your team making Europe.

excellent , if we keep the charm offensive going , will they give us a goal start :)

 

[Chris in London]

He's fit

We know you like him but is he available to play?

The beast is more my taste
:)

Is that what you've taken to calling fetters now?

Most of us call him something else

 

[DavidSilvasLeftFoot]

Any updates on Baines and Jagielka?

 

[Deleted member 58678]

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calm down woman, bleedin' 'ell!

It's like in those daft horror films; there's always some bloody woman getting hysterical (she's usually one of the first to top it n'all!).

 

[kaz7]

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i could give you one of my valium

 

[Ruskinavenue]

No. Never too early.

 

[Len Rum]

Spuds losing mean Everton effectively finish 5th as they have a superior goal difference

Not sure about that.
If Everton lose their next two that would mean their GD would be +19 at best. Points 69.
If Rags win their next three their GD would be at least +23. Points 69.
So Rags would be 5th.

 

[Rammyblues]

Pam go and lie down in a darkened room for an hour or knock back a bottle of vodka. It isn't the end of the world even if we lose, (although we will be able to see it if we do).

 

[kaz7]

We know you like him but is he available to play?

The beast is more my taste
:)

Is that what you've taken to calling fetters now?

Most of us call him something else

I'll let the cellar know later if he is a beast or a sheep in wolves clothing

 

[MCC]

Fuck it. Pint time.