Everton thread 2020/21

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FightLikeAGirl said:
Having Coleman, Digne and James back is great but I'm still worried about the rags. And Pickford's going to be playing in goal.
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Hey FLAG, let's look at the facts..

1. You are well clear of them in the league..

2. You have a pattern of play..

3. You play attractive football..

4. Your players play for each other..

5. You have a top class manager..

6. Your forwards know where the goals are..

7. Your defenders can defend when you are taking a corner..

8. You are currently playing better than them..

Whereas the rags..

1. Are 15th in the league, this after gaining 2 of their 7 points to date at Brighton after everyone else had fcuked off home..

2. Are fkin clueless..

3. Play shit, disjointed football..

4. Have absolutely no co-ordination or shape to their play..

5. Are managed by a manager, sacked by mid table Championship side Cardiff.
A man who won't even park in the manager's spot at his place of work ffs..

6. A forward line who regularly prove that they most probably couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo..

7. Their £80M, ball playing centre half, their £50M and £28M fullbacks and their £40M defensive midfielder between them can't stop a 36 year old centre forward running 80 yards to slot home past England's next, chosen goalkeeper..

8. To be fair, most of the teams in Europe are playing better than the rags, thy are fkin awful..

FLAG, you will fkin hammer them..

They are a busted flush, utter crap, piss poor ..

They are there for the taking..

Ancelotti will outmanoeuvre the paperboy for sure..

Get ready to vastly improve your goal difference..






Saying all that, I must agree with you, Pickford's a fkin worry..!
 
We lost our last two games, though tbf the one against Newcastle was because of a bullshit penalty. It would be hilarious if we were the ones who got OGS sacked. Southampton are pretty good though.

To be fair to the idiot goalkeeper, he did make some decent saves against Liverpool and Southampton. Maybe Carlo should rotate the keepers. It worked for you, didn't it?
 
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