Everton Thread - 2021/22

[salford blue 62]

Pickford, Gordon, Gray, Richarlison. Same 4 all the time. The others can jump in the river.

Been impressed with Gordon everytime ive seen him mate.

 

[Toffeedude]

What's happened to Tom Davies, don't rate him but you might need him for a relegation scrap ?

Injured, out for season. Yes he tried at least.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Gordon is one of the least useless players on the team.

I know I bitch a lot about Pickford, but tbf to him his backline are diabolical. De Gea probably dies a little inside every time he has Maguire in front of him, and I'm sure Pickford feels the same about our very own Slabhead counterpart, Michael Keane.

 

[flb]

Are these DCL rumours true ?

 

[manclad]

Are these DCL rumours true ?

I'll bite !!
Explain further please??

 

[Bluemoon115]

I'll bite !!
Explain further please??

 

[manclad]

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And the charge is ??

 

[red 2 hats]

And the charge is ??

I was sent a message earlier, don't know if it's true, but, solicitation of sexual services, apparently got caught trying to get a gay brass.

 

[manclad]

I was sent a message earlier, don't know if it's true, but, solicitation of sexual services, apparently got caught trying to get a gay brass.

So if he's interested in rent boys, surely he should transfer his talents to Chelsea.
Then he will be right at home!!!!

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

And the charge is ??

Driving offences. Genuinely.

 

[manclad]

I'll bite !!
Explain further please??

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Driving offences. Genuinely.

Sounds more plausible than the other trumped up nonsense mentioned by other ITK posters!!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

At least he's not into children, I guess.

 

[Keeper!]

I was sent a message earlier, don't know if it's true, but, solicitation of sexual services, apparently got caught trying to get a gay brass.0

I find that difficult to believe ;)

 

[shackattack]

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Might have to go the court with my " DCL can I have your shirt please" sign !!

 

[Akira]

And the charge is ??

Everton striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin to appear at Chester Magistrates Court

Everton striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin will appear at Chester Magistrates Court on Tuesday on account of speeding and failing to present valid identification when questioned

www.dailystar.co.uk

Speeding.

 

[manclad]

Everton striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin to appear at Chester Magistrates Court

Everton striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin will appear at Chester Magistrates Court on Tuesday on account of speeding and failing to present valid identification when questioned

www.dailystar.co.uk

Speeding.

Cheers pal, thanks for the update.
That charge is a bit more mundane than the allegations regarding rent boys etc.

 

[Toffeedude]

Are these DCL rumours true ?

 

[Toffeedude]

£900 fine and 3 points

The 3 points will help us avoid relegation but I have no idea how he will afford the fine?

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Pickford, Gordon, Gray, Richarlison. Same 4 all the time. The others can jump in the river.

Pickford isn't great, Gordon dives a lot, Gray I like whenever I have seen him and Richarlison spends most of his time waving his arms around and falling over. Not looking good to be honest. Problem is that they are all on stupid wages like most premiership footballers and they know that someone will give them another three year contract on stupid wages however poor they have played at a previous club. Same goes for all these players.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Richarlison would be better if he spent less time being horizontal or throwing tantrums. Having Pickford in the team is bad enough, we don't need another giant five-year-old.