Everton Thread - 2022/23

[Johnny Mars Bar]

As hilarious as it would have been to watch Iwobi, Dacoure, Davies and McNeil attempt to play ‘murder ball’ under Bielsa, they would have been down by April.

With Dyche, they may just stand a chance.

Lampard was a genuinely terrible appointment, didn’t really show anything with Derby to warrant the move to Chelsea (obviously a sentimental appointment) and showed nothing there as well.

Everton need a rebuild, Dyche isn’t the manager to do that but he may just steady the ship.

Hard to steady the ship when it’s got a gaping hole in the hull and is plummeting to the bottom of the ocean, lol.

 

[Gray]

That is one creepy photograph.

 

[Toffeedude]

Ha Ha

I love you too mate.

This is probably the outcome, but while it is still possible then we must try and get out of it. Had Frank stayed we would have sunk without a doubt. They have left it far too late to sack him, but we just have to hope we can do something.

 

[Toffeedude]

Rumours are we are going after Viktor Gyökeres from Coventry. I hope so. A young striker wanting to prove himself is what we may just need instead of the old cast offs we seem to love buying. I would give this lad a chance and pay him alongside Dom.

 

[Toffeedude]

Gordon to Newcastle.

If true, 40 Mill with 5 mill added on over time, and a percentage of any sell on. If that is true then I hope we bite their hands of. Grab the money as he is not worth 20 mill. His head is up his own arse and he thinks is he special.

As she sings in Frozen "Let it go"

 

[Kippaxpete]

Rumours are we are going after Viktor Gyökeres from Coventry. I hope so. A young striker wanting to prove himself is what we may just need instead of the old cast offs we seem to love buying. I would give this lad a chance and pay him alongside Dom.

Anyone must be an upgrade on that overrated prima donna, Calvert-Lewin, surely. I don't have the 'advantage' of watching him regularly but how he got anywhere near an England squad baffles me. Not sure he's someone you'd want next to you in the trenches in the midst of a relegation scrap. He certainly wouldn't have fitted the profile for Joe Royle's 'Dogs of War' team!

 

[East Level 2]

It looks bad, we are deep in the poo. But we have to believe we can get out of this mess. I have no idea if Dyche can get us results, but he is here now so we have to back him and hope for the best.

You are in the poo, not deep in the poo. You need to finish top four in a mini-league of seven.
If you stay safe please engineer the drop for Leeds, Southampton and AN Other.

 

[Gordyola]

Want to avoid relegation? Then look at two managers, one who was sacked to avoid relegation or another who actually achieved relegation

 

[Toffeedude]

Want to avoid relegation? Then look at two managers, one who was sacked to avoid relegation or another who actually achieved relegation

Yet, who would actually want to manage us. I love us, but we are utter gash.Add in the insane board and the divide they have caused with the fans.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Calvert-Lewin's always bloody injured. Although he's not as bad as Yerry Mina, who is made of twigs.