Everton Thread - 2022/23

[citizen_maine]

Everton fans acting like they’re some champions league side

They should get realistic. When you’re stinking up the bottom end of the table a few seasons in a row, then Dyche is the calibre of manager you’re going to have to get, especially when you’re fighting to survive in the league.

I don’t even think it’s a bad appointment. I bet if he had a foreign accent but the same managerial ability, they would be all over it

They need a manager to give them a kick up the arse and survive relegation. He’s about as good as they’re gonna get for the job in hand.

You've heard him speak, right?

 

[meeesh]

Put an Armani tracksuit on Gordon, Nike air and one of those shit man bags over the shoulder, and he looks like your typical dirty little scouse as fuck back street villain. He’s also not that great a player.

Newcastle are having their pants pulled down.

Hasn't hit the heights has he,dunno what the heights were like,but looked ok when he first came onto the scene,scored a few and ran at defences,but he will get a good pay day to sit on bench at Newcastle now

 

[FantasyIreland]

Dyce will have at least 40m to play with given Newcastle have made the excellent signing of Gordon.

 

[chesterbells]

Everton fans acting like they’re some champions league side

They should get realistic. When you’re stinking up the bottom end of the table a few seasons in a row, then Dyche is the calibre of manager you’re going to have to get, especially when you’re fighting to survive in the league.

I don’t even think it’s a bad appointment. I bet if he had a foreign accent but the same managerial ability, they would be all over it

They need a manager to give them a kick up the arse and survive relegation. He’s about as good as they’re gonna get for the job in hand.

You make a decent point mate, and I agree with you, without resorting to any of that foreign accent hogwash.

 

[waspish]

£45m for Gordon? Based on what? Thought he was an Everton lad?

I would have gave Bielsa a chance to build the club up again and get rid of the first team who could not or would not be able to adapt.

I am actually starting to feel sorry for the Everton fans. It’s all gone wrong.

Yep he had 3/4 decent games it’s like someone bidding 45m for palmer!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Decent appointment, I reckon he'll keep them up.

 

[Nethermoor]

You do know this is the same Dyche who took Burnley down?

Not technically true is it? He was sacked before.

 

[Mayor West]

What in the blazes are Newcastle smoking paying £45m for Anthony fucking Gordon? He's absolutely dog shit and a complete **** to go with his no talent. I just dont get it. At all.

 

[waspish]

What in the blazes are Newcastle smoking paying £45m for Anthony fucking Gordon? He's absolutely dog shit and a complete **** to go with his no talent. I just dont get it. At all.

It’s what you pay for, for a quick Young English player who last season looked decent

 

[jimharri]

Yep he had 3/4 decent games it’s like someone bidding 45m for palmer!

It's a ridiculous figure, but that's the market for you. Particularly when the Newcastle tax is added on. We have the same thing, the price going through the roof when we come calling. Don't get me wrong; Gordon might (repeat, might) become a very good player. But what's he done in the game so far to warrant such a price on his head?

 

[Hoghead]

From Ancelloti to Dyche ffs

 

[RayCTID]

Dont want any of them either.

But if your club is really desperate.... (then pick the wrong candidate)

 

[Protein Junkie]

He will cement Everton’s place in the Prem.
He’ll probably want to borrow Stones.

Exactly ! He will keep chipping away and get the right mix to build a solid foundation imho.

 

[Kippax77]

Hasn't hit the heights has he,dunno what the heights were like,but looked ok when he first came onto the scene,scored a few and ran at defences,but he will get a good pay day to sit on bench at Newcastle now

And start a fight if he does get a game.
Cocky little upstart who looks like he come from the cast of Bread

 

[bluemoon32]

Dyce will have at least 40m to play with given Newcastle have made the excellent signing of Gordon.

I must have missed his good games, the ones ive watched hes been ordinary at best

 

[jimharri]

From Ancelloti to Dyche ffs

Given their predicament, Dyche might be the more suitable guy for the job.

 

[Gogootz]

Heard Dyche is getting paid with as many worms he can eat at the building site of the new stadium, could be a great deal all round if he keeps em up

 

[BlueLou82]

That Gordon fee is unbelieveable for us. Especially £40m upfront in one payment, with £5m addons and a sell on clause too.

Lad has a lot of potential, however thats all it is at the minute and he's 22 next month not 18. He could turn into a £100m player or he could never develop that well but there is no guarantee so its a superb deal for us. Especially as he hasnt contributed at all this season, he's had a good 6 months last year.

Newcastle have the money to take a gamble on him developing so im happy to let them take the risk. If it pays off they will have a very good player on their hands

 

[tommybooth]

Ronald McD on his way up the M6.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Everton fans acting like they’re some champions league side

They should get realistic. When you’re stinking up the bottom end of the table a few seasons in a row, then Dyche is the calibre of manager you’re going to have to get, especially when you’re fighting to survive in the league.

I don’t even think it’s a bad appointment. I bet if he had a foreign accent but the same managerial ability, they would be all over it

They need a manager to give them a kick up the arse and survive relegation. He’s about as good as they’re gonna get for the job in hand.

Silva had a foreign accent and was absolutely hated. So was Martinez. Ancelotti is the only foreign manager we've had who fans actually liked.