Everton Thread - 2022/23

[Georgian Maestro]

What a thoroughly uninspiring appointment

 

[super_city_si]

Dyche. Urgh, what a horrible appointment. He wont last 6 months

 

[Protein Junkie]

One of the biggest downsides to Everton's proposed new manager is that we'll have to put up with that gravel-voiced Dingle c*nt on the TV again.

Gravel voiced ? He often wins on aggregate.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

One of the biggest downsides to Everton's proposed new manager is that we'll have to put up with that gravel-voiced Dingle c*nt on the TV again.

Watch our post-match interviews on mute.

Our status as a banter club continues.

 

[super_city_si]

Saw a good post on twitter that if your final candidates are Bielsa and Dyche, then you really have no football plan/blueprint. Just making it up as they go along

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

A very very sad day for football if Dyche is to replace Lampard. Pub-league football with lots of brutal off-ball thuggery, time wasting tactics and a very real chance of an opposition player being maimed for life by one of Dyche's favourite type of player - 6'8", weighs about 35 stone, has all the guile and tactical awareness of a brain-damaged amoeba: probably spent some time in Broadmoor for crimes against existence, and has a lifetime supply of Brasso to keep the bolt through his neck nice and shiny.

Oh, so you've seen Michael Keane?

 

[L4EV]

You won't go down m8, one thing Leeds has ability to score goals and a better goal difference than some of the others

Only a better GD of 6 ahead of Everton and they have half a season to bridge that. I’m 50/50 atm, think we have the squad to stay up especially with the January signings we’ve made but I don’t have much faith in Jesse Marsch and I feel we’ve fucked up a lot of winnable fixtures already.

 

[KS55]

Yup, park the bus and grow the grass to 9 inches.....Arsenal will be dodging squirrels on the pitch

And get the wrong kind of wind.

 

[shackattack]

The idea should be if Frank was the problem, that Dyche won't need to sign anyone as the players aren't the problem.

The players are a huge part of the problem. Always grates when they start to play for a new manager. Dyche will have his work cut out for sure, if he succeeds this season he might get another 12 months I guess. If he wants a longer contract than that I'd look elsewhere

 

[KS55]

Gravel voiced ? He often wins on aggregate.

He will cement Everton’s place in the Prem.
He’ll probably want to borrow Stones.

 

[give it to gordon]

Get rid of Gordon for starters.

What have I done ?

 

[wolviedinho]

£45m for Gordon? Based on what? Thought he was an Everton lad?

I would have gave Bielsa a chance to build the club up again and get rid of the first team who could not or would not be able to adapt.

I am actually starting to feel sorry for the Everton fans. It’s all gone wrong.

 

[inchy14]

Perfect appointment and will keep them up. Which is probably all they want this season.

Dyche probably knows as much as anyone that he is there for that reason and that reason only.

But let's be clear, as a supporter of a club that's suffered a couple of relegations in the last few years I would take shit football for a few months in exchange for staying up.

We played some nice stuff last season but were in then bottom two all season nearly. We appointed an old manager of ours who came in and played basic football but it was too late and we went down on the last day of the season. I'd have taken his basic football all season to stay up.

At least with Dyche if they go down they will come again.

You do know this is the same Dyche who took Burnley down?

 

[Gray]

You can look forward to a feast of negative football. Can you beat Pearce’s record with City—- no home goals in the second half of the season?

My God that was one long drag to the end of the season, bored out of my tits match after match.

 

[citizen_maine]

£45m for Gordon? Based on what? Thought he was an Everton lad?

I would have gave Bielsa a chance to build the club up again and get rid of the first team who could not or would not be able to adapt.

I am actually starting to feel sorry for the Everton fans. It’s all gone wrong.

When was it right?

 

[wolviedinho]

When was it right?

Maybe not hitting the heights but it seems to be going from shit to a disastrous situation. They need to go down for their own good. Should have take up Bielsa on his offer. Short term pain with the aim of rebuilding the club.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Put an Armani tracksuit on Gordon, Nike air and one of those shit man bags over the shoulder, and he looks like your typical dirty little scouse as fuck back street villain. He’s also not that great a player.

Newcastle are having their pants pulled down.

 

[Crouchinho]

Decent appointment to stop the rot. People will criticize Dyche but Everton have gone the big name route before and failed with Koeman and Ancelotti. They've been here before with Fat Sam to steady the ship.

His brand of football may not be to everyone's taste but he had no choice at his previous club with limited players.

They need to step it up big time or they'll be playing championship football in their nice new stadium.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Everton fans acting like they’re some champions league side

They should get realistic. When you’re stinking up the bottom end of the table a few seasons in a row, then Dyche is the calibre of manager you’re going to have to get, especially when you’re fighting to survive in the league.

I don’t even think it’s a bad appointment. I bet if he had a foreign accent but the same managerial ability, they would be all over it

They need a manager to give them a kick up the arse and survive relegation. He’s about as good as they’re gonna get for the job in hand.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Just when you thought the Premier League had finally moved on from dinosaurs like Dyche, Allardyce, Warnock etc.