Everton Thread - 2022/23

[FightLikeAGirl]

Can someone please check on @Toffeedude @toffee balls @FightLikeAGirl and any other toffee as they are probably lying in the toilet at a Weatherspoons somewhere, babbling 'I love dyke, diyshe, you know, the fat ginger bastard' whilst the bouncer is hammering on the bog door.

Unfortunately I had to work tonight, so no drinking for me. I just settled for DMing my brother as he was at the match. The ginger growler had better keep us up first. Then I might consider falling in love with him.

 

[Wanderingwolf]

What has happened to coady? see he’s been benched the last couple of games.

 

[DogOfWar]

What has happened to coady? see he’s been benched the last couple of games.

Hes good at shouting but not great at defending. Don't think we will be making his loan permanent in the summer

 

[Wanderingwolf]

Hes good at shouting but not great at defending. Don't think we will be making his loan permanent in the summer

We’ve changed the locks

 

[Toffeedude]

Can someone please check on @Toffeedude @toffee balls @FightLikeAGirl and any other toffee as they are probably lying in the toilet at a Weatherspoons somewhere, babbling 'I love dyke, diyshe, you know, the fat ginger bastard' whilst the bouncer is hammering on the bog door.

I was in Malmo so I did not have to suffer at the ground for the last 89 minutes. Still tough, but looks much better. Come on!

 

[Ric]

Lovely video this, brought a tear to my eye.

 

[TinFoilHat]

What has happened to coady? see he’s been benched the last couple of games.

Dyche doesn't like dippers in his squad.

Especially ones who let the fuckers score against him.

 

[shackattack]

Lovely video this, brought a tear to my eye.

The club are generally very good in their community work and it's something that a lot of clubs still do well.

 

[skillman]

Lovely video this, brought a tear to my eye.

Pickford always comes across brilliantly in the media IMO.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

We’re shit on the pitch and great off it.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Lovely video this, brought a tear to my eye.

Always get me vids like that. Poor little man but what a soldier

 

[jimharri]

Always get me vids like that. Poor little man but what a soldier

Only just became aware of this story. It's impossible to imagine what the family (particularly Harry's mum) has gone through in the last few years, with Harry's illness and them losing Harry's dad. I know we all take the piss out of Pickford ("T-Rex arms" etc etc), but fair play to him for his role there. Hopefully, Harry can overcome the crap that life has chucked at him.

 

[bennyboy]

Well done Ellis.A cracking first goal for Everton.

 

[Worsleyweb]

Club is in a bigger mess than people realise. All of the Gordon and Moses Keane money has gone on the stadium. Laings been paid late for months. No money in place for rest of stadium. The real owners money (the guy who had a stake in Arsenal) is frozen. If don’t go down this season will go next. Fucked!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Always get me vids like that. Poor little man but what a soldier

Must have had a piece of dust in my eye watching that... kept rubbing it but it just made it wetter

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I think we broke him. We do that to people.

Imagine if Conte managed us. He’d end up balder than Dyche.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sheffield United if they go up.

 

[hertsblue]

BBC:
Everton have been referred to an independent commission by the Premier League over an alleged breach of its profitability and sustainability rules.

 

[blue for life]

BBC:
Everton have been referred to an independent commission by the Premier League over an alleged breach of its profitability and sustainability rules.

They must be guilty then as most non City fans have us guilty already!!!!