Ex Liverpool player Dean Saunders let off on appeal P31

HES BEEN JAILED FOR DRINK DRIVING AND NOT GIVING A BREATH TEST OR BLOOD TEST,
THAT WILL TEACH HIM TO GO DRINKING WITH ALAN BRAZIL LOL

far from it - he learned all he knows from the boiled bollock..........hence his 10 week stretch

 
I hope he's put in a cell with either an Evertonian or a rag who's partial to playing mummies and daddies.

"Breaking News coming from Talk sport Towers. Presenter Dean Saunders has torn himself a new one..."
 
I was working nr Winsford a few years back and my mate knew this tasty lady. Turns out she was married to Michael Oakes who at the time was working with Saunders at Wrexham. She said the pair were fucking useless and couldn't do fuck all for themselves.
 
"Hello Mr Saunders. This is your cell and your new cell mate Big John"
"Hello Dean, let's play Mummies and Daddies" said Big John.

" Ok, said Dean, I'll be Daddy then"

" Good lad, now get over here and suck Mummies cock!"
 

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