Ex`s paybck

[thorpeblue]

Was in Canada and was talking to a copper, happened to ask him what was the worst crime he'd been to and he told me the following story. A woman had caught her husband cheating and decided she wanted some revenge, she pretended all was forgiven and wanted to spice things up in the bedroom trying out a bit of bondage. She handcuffed the poor fucker to the bed and shoved some curling tongs up his arse, plugged them in and fucked off! The guy was found a few days later dead!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Was in Canada and was talking to a copper, happened to ask him what was the worst crime he'd been to and he told me the following story. A woman had caught her husband cheating and decided she wanted some revenge, she pretended all was forgiven and wanted to spice things up in the bedroom trying out a bit of bondage. She handcuffed the poor fucker to the bed and shoved some curling tongs up his arse, plugged them in and fucked off! The guy was found a few days later dead!

Her defence was that they were indulging in the new sexual craze of 'Blindfold Hairdressing,' as she turned up in court looking like Fellaini after an argument with a food mixer. Charges have been dropped after her attorney successfully argued that anyone could be forgiven confusing anal stimulation with backcombing.

 

[adammck]

Mine pestered the life out of me to move to Australia,we finally did in '95 and we split up soon after.I was half way through the immigration process and had invested thousands and put a lot of time and effort in besides.
As she was an Australian citizen and my visa was a spousal type,I was a bit fucked,she cleaned out the bank account leaving me with sweet fa and said "I won't tell we've split,so you can stay".
Most of that money was the profit I'd got from the sale of my flat in London and was a substansial amount,it was to be the deposit on a house.
I'd left all my family,friends and City,was potless and stuck on the other side of the world.I can honestly say it was the lowest I've ever been,but since then it was all probably for the best,and they'll never find her body.

So did you end up back in Manchester or still Australia? Was there a happy ending? :)

 

[fatbloke]

My ex has had her mates threatening me and my family, she's had them try and call Trading Standards and HRMC to try and get my business shut down and tried to get me sacked from my current full time job all because I had the cheek to leave her and she's never been dumped in her life, despite being a controlling, possessive woman.

Women = Crazy Motherfuckers

 

[jacko8684]

My ex has had her mates threatening me and my family, she's had them try and call Trading Standards and HRMC to try and get my business shut down and tried to get me sacked from my current full time job all because I had the cheek to leave her and she's never been dumped in her life, despite being a controlling, possessive woman.

Women = Crazy Motherfuckers

true

 

[ono]

Mine put on weight, which made post-relationship sex less enjoyable than it should have been.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Mine put on weight, which made post-relationship sex less enjoyable than it should have been.

Fucking woman.

 

[jonmcfc]

Was in Canada and was talking to a copper, happened to ask him what was the worst crime he'd been to and he told me the following story. A woman had caught her husband cheating and decided she wanted some revenge, she pretended all was forgiven and wanted to spice things up in the bedroom trying out a bit of bondage. She handcuffed the poor fucker to the bed and shoved some curling tongs up his arse, plugged them in and fucked off! The guy was found a few days later dead!

Wow thats deep

 

[waterloo blue]

Mine pestered the life out of me to move to Australia,we finally did in '95 and we split up soon after.I was half way through the immigration process and had invested thousands and put a lot of time and effort in besides.
As she was an Australian citizen and my visa was a spousal type,I was a bit fucked,she cleaned out the bank account leaving me with sweet fa and said "I won't tell we've split,so you can stay".
Most of that money was the profit I'd got from the sale of my flat in London and was a substansial amount,it was to be the deposit on a house.
I'd left all my family,friends and City,was potless and stuck on the other side of the world.I can honestly say it was the lowest I've ever been,but since then it was all probably for the best,and they'll never find her body.

So did you end up back in Manchester or still Australia? Was there a happy ending? :)

Living in Sydney,go back a bit.I'll admit it took ages to get on track.

 

[Cake]

Not her revenge but mine, for not fucking off when I told her it was over.

I used to think my Ex was pretty intelligent until I wanted to end things with her and politely asked her to pack her stuff and fuck off thus ending a 4 yr relationship. Problem was she didn't really get it and kept coming back to the house night after night like we had never had the conversation and everything was normal (bar her sleeping on the sofa and the only thing I ever asked her was why was she still there), it was a really fucking weird situation and totally un-nerved me, I just wanted her gone.

After the 4th night of her coming back to the house I waited for her to go to work the next morning and put all her earthly belongings in black bags and took the round her parents who lived a few miles away - they asked what I was doing so I filled them in on the situation and them that their precious daughter would be needing all her clothes at their house fairly soon. I then took her rancid cats she inflicted on me to a cat sanctuary, got home and changed the lock barrells on the doors.

She came back to my house as she had been doing and when she couldn't get in I stuck my head out of the window and told her where her stuff was and where she would be able to find her mangy cats. I think reality hit as she sat on the driveway bawling her eyes out. I called her folks and asked the to take her away. Never seen or heard from her since.

Why don't women get the hint when its over!