It's short for appointment. You need one if you want to start a new thread.An app?
It's short for appointment. You need one if you want to start a new thread.An app?
D'oh!Lmao
IT you say??
I like the story of the guy who rang up tech support and after many minutes of trying to sort things out the guy said he wasn't able to see the cables at the back of the computer as there was a power cut!Our IT manager told me most computer problems were usually down to user error. He said "We refer to them as ID-10-T." Took a while to register how that could be read!
You're not right. My mate picks me up at the airport with two hollands meat pies wrapped in foil and stuck on top of the defroster every time.
Going to a pub with Misty and Biggs and expecting them to buy a beer
Damn, that includes me. :-(Posting in or caring about anything in the 'coleen/the other one' thread..
I believe it was Einstein that said "The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."Going to a pub with Misty and Biggs and expecting them to buy a beer
And then when you make some sort of gesture to them to move, they look at you like YOU'RE the rude one!Travelling on an escalator - either up or down - only to step off it and stop moving. Just have a wee natter while everyone else on the escalator is piling up behind you with nowhere to go.
She is not as dim and she sim'sMy mate asked his girlfriend - who he swears is the dumbest human being he has ever met - if she wanted her pizza cut into 6 pieces of 8 pieces. She replied,
"Better cut it into 6 - I am not sure I could eat 8 pieces".
You haven't had much to do with the Justice System then as that its exactly how it works (LOL) but you believe correct at least its been attributed to him without historians verifying it was first attributed to him which I am sure it was not as for example you can flip a coin and you will get a different outcome eventually sometimes it only takes two throws in fact with probability 1/2.I believe it was Einstein that said "The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."