Scariest was a trip to, of all places Luton in the dark days of Division 2. We couldn’t find any pubs that would let us in but after a bit we stumbled across a kind of rough working mens club down a sidestreet. The bloke on the door let us in on condition that we kept our heads down and didn’t draw any attention to ourselves.
We got in, bought a pint and found a quiet corner to sit in. Then one of our lads just said he was going to put a quid in the fruit machine. 2 spins later and he drops the jackpot. Problem was, it wasn’t a normal fruit machine. It was one of those that was linked with other clubs in the area to build up a shared jackpot. First prize was about £300. All in pound coins.
The machine was flashing away, alarms going off and all these pound coins clattering into the tray below. Obviously the locals who had been feeding this machine for months without winning were not impressed. Games of pool and darts had stopped and people were starting to point and gather around these 4 outsiders. And still the pound coins kept coming. We were scooping them into pockets by the handful but they still kept going.
Eventually the clattering stopped and the machine went quiet and the only sound was muttering and angry cursing from the locals. And then the lad who won it, bending over scooping up the final coins and completely oblivious to the fact we were about to die came out with 'I wonder if they’ll change these behind the bar for me’.
We had to walk through a guard of honour of angry blokes to get to the door. Still amazed we made it out.