Fake explanation of your user name

[Lucky Toma]

In tribute to the other thread how about a fake version?

I'm called Lucky Toma because its a character from my favourite porn flick. He was an Italian cowboy who specialised in pelvic pummellings.

 

[Bluemoon115]

I've been banned 114 times.

 

[Motty]

I'm called Motty because I absolutely idolise John Motson, to very worrying levels.

 

[Anonymous]

well im called ban because i've been banned from several football grounds around the country because im a top geezer and i kick off.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Mine also derives from the famous series of porn films celebrating the stunning women and thriving wife-swapping scene in this upmarlet North Manchester suburb.

 

[Victoriandad]

I beat my kids and make em work down the mine...

 

[oakiecokie]

My favourite dance on New Years Eve.

 

[Barcon]

Barabas consuela bananahammok is my real name.

 

[pieface]

im a big fat bastard

 

[Balotelli the brilliant]

I am actually Balotelli and just wished to remind people of my brilliance. I felt it was neccessary due to the signing of Aguero that people saw the name Balotelli the brillant and would sub-conciously have the belief that I am brilliant forced into their minds so that they wouldn't think Aguero deserved to start over me.