bluemonkey71
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daveduke67 said:Tell them that playing Liverpool worries you more so than playing the bigger clubs as we've had to battle hardest against the smaller teams this season.
Andy Carroll - Liverpools new wonder player - they all wonder why the fuck they bought him.
When the famous Anfield atmosphere has gone - just tell him Remeberance Sunday was three weeks ago - and its a minutes slience not an hour.
Ask him if the announcer is Ringo Starrs miserable brother.
Enquire as to why all the famous sons of Liverpool fucked off as soon as they had enough money to buy a house somewhere else.
Is it true the Black Eyed Peas were only The Peas 'til they met Andy Carroll?
Tell him about the Liverpool advent calendar - all the windows are boarded up and some bastards nicked the chocolates.
Some corkers you can use in there Danny :)