FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

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The OP hasn't been since 2 months after this thread.
Wonder what their new account is after they were too embarrassed to carry on with this one

 

[better dead than red]

If only that were the case on this thread. That would be just the ticket.

I'm certain he conducted a thorough investigation.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I don't know if anyone's said this in these 57 pages and all these years, but I've read the OP many times, and it's really a good piece of bravado writing. There are all sorts of twists and turns in it. I like the way he starts with “cock” as if he were restraining himself a little bit for the decorum of BM, and then cracks and lets himself go, and it's “shitbag” here and “shitbag” there. A really good piece of comic writing, if intentional. If not intentional, even more comic.
Always makes me laugh.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Not long now until shitbag season returns.

 

[1894southstander]

Not long now until shitbag season returns.

Depends if the trains are on strike or not

 

[bewaresutekh]

On the way back from Manchester to Nottingham, you got off at Sheffield. You, are a cock. To start on a fellow blue like you did.

Got on the train and almost every seat was 'reserved'. I managed to find a seat not reserved. Then a Polish couple took issue with me sat in their seat. I politely told them to take it up with a train official and refused to move. I was well within my rights as the seat had not been reserved and had it of shwn as being I may of actually found another seat. So I wasn't standing up after I could of found a seat had I known it was reserved.

Like I said; politely told them it should be taken up with national rail and they may be given more seats and a refund.

Then you, you cock, started on me. I spoke politely to you and you had none of it. I swore at you and you fucking shit it you shit bag. Then an out of hours police women moved me away with her badge. I was seen as in the wrong for swearing but I only swore in defence as I felt threatened.

This shit bag was lucky to have been saved by the police women. Starting on a fellow blue after the match. I still can't believe it.

Blonde hair, glasses and a shit bag. Slapped you half an hour later as you pretended to sleep and you said nothing until you was already off at Sheffield. Had I of got off I'd of fucking killed you you complete and utter shit bag.

Shame on you for starting on me when I tried my best to be reasonable. Shame on you for shitting it when I swore at you.

****.

I swear in defence at eing attacked and I'm moved on leaving the two Polish to have their seat. Luckily for you I was moved on you fucking shit bag.

Park life

 

[train man]

Found this thread completely by accident earlier today and have ploughed through the 57 pages to-date.
No doubt, the OP was himself the Cock and Shitbag in the whole affair but I am grateful to finally understand the occasional, seemingly random, references in other threads along the lines of "needs a good slap, preferably when asleep on a train.." which always struck me as unnecessary and un-Blue(!) without having this foundation stone as historic explanation!

I can only think that, further down the track, this episode was almost certainly the inspiration for Wheatus' single hit, originally titled "I'm just a Railway Shitbag.." whose video appropriately opens with a geezer asleep...

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Found this thread completely by accident earlier today and have ploughed through the 57 pages to-date.
No doubt, the OP was himself the Cock and Shitbag in the whole affair but I am grateful to finally understand the occasional, seemingly random, references in other threads along the lines of "needs a good slap, preferably when asleep on a train.." which always struck me as unnecessary and un-Blue(!) without having this foundation stone as historic explanation!

I can only think that, further down the track, this episode was almost certainly the inspiration for Wheatus' single hit, originally titled "I'm just a Railway Shitbag.." whose video appropriately opens with a geezer asleep...

Sort of doubt that that's a reference to anything on Bluemoon, somehow. It does strike me how much it resembles, in epitome, the last third or so of Spielberg's most recent film, The Fabelmans. It's basically that story, with a thinly veiled Spielberg as the main character. Banging song, mind. Didn't know it.

This thread lives, though. Long may it live. To shitbags and cocks everywhere.

 

[better dead than red]

Sort of doubt that that's a reference to anything on Bluemoon, somehow. It does strike me how much it resembles, in epitome, the last third or so of Spielberg's most recent film, The Fabelmans. It's basically that story, with a thinly veiled Spielberg as the main character. Banging song, mind. Didn't know it.

This thread lives, though. Long may it live. To shitbags and cocks everywhere.

Don't forget Polsh couples and off duty policewomen.

 

[train man]

Sort of doubt that that's a reference to anything on Bluemoon, somehow. It does strike me how much it resembles, in epitome, the last third or so of Spielberg's most recent film, The Fabelmans. It's basically that story, with a thinly veiled Spielberg as the main character. Banging song, mind. Didn't know it.

This thread lives, though. Long may it live. To shitbags and cocks everywhere.

You telling us that Spielberg is plagiarising Bluemoon lbae..?
Unleash the lawyers..!!