paphos-mcfc
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What is the etiquette these days? With a loved one, head under the covers? With a stranger straight to the toilet or as far away as poss?? Any farting renegades out here who don't give a fuck?
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Farting.
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I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)
bgblue said:I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)
You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.
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dronefromsector7g
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My daughter and missus get regular blasts but they give as good as they get. It's like a wind tunnel sometimes. I blame the cooking usually, better out than in :)
No, never. Only ever heard my wife drop one, in her sleep and that's rare, as I'm normally snoring my bollocks off :)stony said:bgblue said:I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)
You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.
nelsons willie
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This from my 6 year old grandaughters dads FB
Holly..I just farted dad.
Dad.. I know holly, i heard.
Holly.. Dude it smells like terror down here.
I blame the other grandad, he's a brummie.
Holly..I just farted dad.
Dad.. I know holly, i heard.
Holly.. Dude it smells like terror down here.
I blame the other grandad, he's a brummie.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.