Farting.

[Esteban de la Sexface]

I cleared the lower tier of a terrace in Thurles at a GAA match 2 years ago. I'd been on the Guiness the day before. Kids were crying and there was a lot of anger. I joined in the anger out of a genuine fear for my safety.

I fart whenever the need takes me. I try to be discreet, but it doesn't always work out.

 

[stony]

You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.

I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.

Same here. This thread is showing who the gentlemen area!

The very definition of "anally retentive"

 

[poh]

My wife didn't care when I met her, just had a laugh about it. I was shocked but cos she was fit as fuck didn't mind.
Our ten year old daughter has took over though. When she's at home she farts like a trooper, forcing them out and laughs out loud! She makes up songs about poo and farting all the time which actually is hilarious, she the same sense humour as us and her hero is Mr Hanky!
She wouldn't dare do it in front of her mates though!
Personally, when I'm alone I love to do a good karate kick or couch down when I'm blowing one out just to make sure gases are thoroughly expelled. :)

funny that,i have 3 daughters and they could fart for ireland ! must be a girlie thing

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

can we not call it trumping please ?

botty burp or Irish mating call it is then

 

[Blue Maverick]

I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.

Same here. This thread is showing who the gentlemen area!

The very definition of "anally retentive"

He's just too tight to share

 

[Chris in London]

You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.

I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.

Same here. This thread is showing who the gentlemen area!

Absolutely. Never fart before your wife. Always wait until its your turn.

 

[smeeagain]

what are the funniest retorts after the deed you,ve heard

i heard a builder say after trumping, .......get out and walk
or ......i,ll name that tune in one
or........does a trump have a lump ?

 

[stony]

what are the funniest retorts after the deed you,ve heard

i heard a builder say after trumping, .......get out and walk
or ......i,ll name that tune in one
or........does a trump have a lump ?

There used to be an old bloke on our street and every time he farted he said "Good arse"

 

[Dicko69]

what are the funniest retorts after the deed you,ve heard

i heard a builder say after trumping, .......get out and walk
or ......i,ll name that tune in one
or........does a trump have a lump ?

That smells of cum