StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.
But farts are funny, especially mine.
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.
My wife is worse than me, she's cabin crew Jesus all that flying plays havoc when she gets home it's like a force 10 gale in our house.bgblue said:No, never. Only ever heard my wife drop one, in her sleep and that's rare, as I'm normally snoring my bollocks off :)stony said:bgblue said:I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)
You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.
They're not. Go for a shit you dirty **** (farts sound funny on the shitter)stony said:StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.
But farts are funny, especially mine.
If I wanted a shit I'd have one. If I want to fart, I fart. No good holding it in.StrangewaysHereWeCome said:They're not. Go for a shit you dirty **** (farts sound funny on the shitter)stony said:StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.
But farts are funny, especially mine.
Bodicoteblue said:What's farting?
stony said:StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.
But farts are funny, especially mine.
Balti said:stony said:StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Peoples farts fucking stink and as much as I think my own smell wonderful I am sure others will think 100% different. So I try not to drop my guts under anyone else's nose.
But farts are funny, especially mine.
there are many different types of fart of course
can you be more specific about the type of fart you find so amusing?