ColinBellsjockstrap
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This thread is a bit below the belt......
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Farting.
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jimharri
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Well; blokes would have a job on trying to do them!dronefromsector7g said:All women do themjimharri said:What about them?bluestevei said:WHAT ABOUT FANNY FARTS
Tuearts right boot
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The wife farted once in public whist laughing.The fart made her laugh more so she promptly pissed herself. You really should have been there....
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dronefromsector7g
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Don't try to be a smart - it doesn't suit you Jimjimharri said:Well; blokes would have a job on trying to do them!dronefromsector7g said:All women do themjimharri said:What about them?
jimharri
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But I've been called a (presumably) smartarse (and worse!) many times on here; I've got a reputation to live down to, you know?dronefromsector7g said:Don't try to be a smart - it doesn't suit you Jimjimharri said:Well; blokes would have a job on trying to do them!dronefromsector7g said:All women do them
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dronefromsector7g
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I'll just quietly let you get on with it thenjimharri said:But I've been called a (presumably) smartarse (and worse!) many times on here; I've got a reputation to live down to, you know?dronefromsector7g said:Don't try to be a smart - it doesn't suit you Jimjimharri said:Well; blokes would have a job on trying to do them!
Sunny Coast Blue
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Letting one out in a lift before you arrive at ground floor level is called a depth charge, and blasting one out before you arrive on level 43 is called an Irish depth charge. Apart from that lifes a gas.
Zubrman
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I farted once, in 1980, and followed through.
Never again.
Never again.
Bill
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stony said:bgblue said:I've only farted once in front of my wife whilst awake and it was 13 years ago. Actually it wasn't my fault, you see we were messing about on the living room floor after drinking loads of wine, she got up to go for a pee, and pressed on my stomach to steady herself, and I let out, what I can only describe as a deafening blast, with such force that I'm sure my pants would've ended up like Dr David banners shorts, at the end of a "hulk" episode. If I fart in the night, fuck it, I'm asleep :-)
You don't fart in front of your wife ? Mine would think I was ill or something.
I never have and never would fart in front of my wife.