SuperstarNeilC
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When I was a kid my dad was in the British Royal Air Force and we were stationed in Limassol, Cyprus. I was 5 at the time, and one time we all took a day trip to the beach, along with some other families. We were all were sat on the sandy beach, sunbathing, having dips in the sea, under the hot sun, having a wonderful time. Lots of laughter and merriment. After a while I decided to wonder off and explore some rocks further up the coast. I set off alone.
When I got to the rocks I scrambled up to the top and descended down other side, next to the sea. From this vantage point I couldn’t see another soul. I was stood on a big rock, and looked down into the water, which looked black. I jumped cheerfully into the water. (I’ll just add at this point that I *couldn’t* swim). I hit the water and plummeted straight down, like a balloon made out of lead. The water was very deep. I was underwater looking up. I could see shafts of light stabbing down into the murk, glistening like an assassins daggers.
My eyes were open and the salt was searing into them. I scrambled frantically with my arms and legs, but sank further down. I opened my mouth to scream, but the water flooded down my throat into my lungs. I knew I was in deep shit. With one last adrenalized effort I scrambled harder and finally broke surface, coughing up salt water, hardly able to breathe. I dragged myself onto a rock and lay there choking, coughing, feeling faint, eyes burning.
After 10-minutes I’d regained some semblance of equilibrium, so stood up and set off groggily back to the beach party. They were all in a good mood, lots of smiles and laughter. I collapsed onto the ground, onto my beach towel, thinking, “Fuck!!”
My friend Paul ran up to me and said, “Neil, come in for a swim, there waters lovely!”.
When I got to the rocks I scrambled up to the top and descended down other side, next to the sea. From this vantage point I couldn’t see another soul. I was stood on a big rock, and looked down into the water, which looked black. I jumped cheerfully into the water. (I’ll just add at this point that I *couldn’t* swim). I hit the water and plummeted straight down, like a balloon made out of lead. The water was very deep. I was underwater looking up. I could see shafts of light stabbing down into the murk, glistening like an assassins daggers.
My eyes were open and the salt was searing into them. I scrambled frantically with my arms and legs, but sank further down. I opened my mouth to scream, but the water flooded down my throat into my lungs. I knew I was in deep shit. With one last adrenalized effort I scrambled harder and finally broke surface, coughing up salt water, hardly able to breathe. I dragged myself onto a rock and lay there choking, coughing, feeling faint, eyes burning.
After 10-minutes I’d regained some semblance of equilibrium, so stood up and set off groggily back to the beach party. They were all in a good mood, lots of smiles and laughter. I collapsed onto the ground, onto my beach towel, thinking, “Fuck!!”
My friend Paul ran up to me and said, “Neil, come in for a swim, there waters lovely!”.
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