Favorite Quotes

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

Arthur Stanley Jefferson
 
About or said by the great John holmes -

"When god gave out cocks, he thought you said socks & gave you two"

"hey john, what you up to???" "About 8 inches"
 
Not word for word but something along the lines of:

Learning new stuff is pointless because for everything new you learn, you forget something you already knew.

Take the other day, I learned how to brew my own beer and forgot how to drive.
 
Somewhat related

"If the wicket got grass...then lets play cricket"

Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
If it smells like chicken keep on lickin, If it smells like trout get the fuck out!
 
dxb-blue said:
Somewhat related

"If the wicket got grass...then lets play cricket"

Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
If it smells like chicken keep on lickin, If it smells like trout get the fuck out!

Isn't it "If there grass on the wicket... lets play cricket"
The idea is it rhymes, your just sounds like pedophilia ;)
 
oops :)

Stand corrected



BoyBlue_1985 said:
dxb-blue said:
Somewhat related

"If the wicket got grass...then lets play cricket"

Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
If it smells like chicken keep on lickin, If it smells like trout get the fuck out!

Isn't it "If there grass on the wicket... lets play cricket"
The idea is it rhymes, your just sounds like pedophilia ;)
 

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